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Goat by Jim Miesner

GoatJim Miesner

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DESCRIPTION:

The darkness protects him.

Phillip Patten was only seven years old when his neighbor died.

He didn’t mean for it to happen. It was an accident. No one could blame him…

Could they?

Now, ten years later it’s happening again. Something dark is going after his enemies, something powerful, something that isn’t afraid to kill.

Can Phillip figure out what’s going on before it strikes again?

Is anyone safe?

And why the hell is hot dog bun pizza a weekly lunch menu item?

There shouldn’t be that many leftover buns each week. Does no one understand a simple inventory system!?!

In the end, only one thing is clear.

Death is on the prowl, and the only thing that stands in its way is an apathetic teenager and his band of lunch detention acquaintances.

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City of Devils: 13 Tales of the Uncanny, Unlucky & Unholy: A horror anthology by Staci Layne Wilson

City of Devils: 13 Tales of the Uncanny, Unlucky & Unholy: A horror anthologyStaci Layne Wilson

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Los Angeles and Lucifer are a lot alike. They both seduce and lure with promises of wealth, fame, beauty or love. But those promises are often empty; and even when they’re not, there’s a price to pay.

Come meet the denizens of City of Devils: Natasha is an underrated actress who goes to great lengths to win an Oscar in “Based on a true story.” In “Doom for Rent” a young man takes on a roommate to make ends meet, only to find he’s opened the door to pure evil. Geneva Hughes is a wealthy celebutant who loves her chihuahua Boo-Boo to death in “Ankle Biters.” Private dick Max Ryker gets more than he bargained for in “The Case of the Butchered Bombshell.” Tourist Ethel learns there’s no such thing as “Free Admission.” Child actor Cosmo Colombo finds out what he’s made of when The Big One hits L.A. in “Richter Mortis.” Are the paparazzi soulless? Find out in “Remote Trigger.” A narcissist devours the weak in “Depraved Indifference,” while the meek fight back against a sleazy film producer in “He Was Asking For It.” Partygoers in “Abracadaver” practice supernatural sleight-of-hand during a séance at The Magic Castle. A psychic shyster gets his comeuppance in “My Mother the Carcass,” while Malibu surfer Bjorn meets a malicious mermaid in “Tasty Waves.” Lastly, a lonely lady’s desperation to be thin and beautiful could cost her her life in “Alice on Wonderland.”

City of Devils is an intoxicating mixture of white-knuckle horror and laugh-out-loud gallows humor. – Daniel Love, producer: The Occult

Reader beware, you’re in for a scare! A travelogue through sinister L.A., accompanied by a soundtrack of sinful rock and roll, City of Devils will keep you awake all night. – Abigail Gibson, guide: Haunted Hollywood Tours.

City of Devils is a darkened mirror shoved in front of Los Angeles; shiny, grimy, always well-lit, and covered in lipstick-scribbled desires. –Christian Ackerman, editor: My Favorite Horror Movie

Wilson slices open the black heart of Hollywood, exposing its nastiest demons for our pulse-pounding pleasure. –Lotti Pharriss Knowles, Producer: Chastity Bites, & Goddess: The Showgirls Chronicles

Atmospheric, suspenseful, and unsettling, but also funny, well observed satire. City of Devils is dark and smart, and a hell of a lot of fun. –Jordan Essoe, actor: Bedeviled

From the bestselling author of “So L.A. – A Hollywood Memoir”

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Dads vs. Zombies (Dads vs. Series Book 1) by Benjamin Wallace

Dads vs. Zombies (Dads vs. Series Book 1)Benjamin Wallace

99¢

Available Through October 05 at

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It used to be a quiet neighborhood.

John, Chris and Erik are neighbors in the quaint subdivision of The Creeks of Sage Valley Phase II. The three men happily live the typical suburban family life. Their only real problems have been with each other and the draconian rules of the HOA. But, that all changes when the dead rise from their graves and walk the Earth.

Now, they must reluctantly join together to survive the spreading apocalypse and find their families. Personal fears, long buried secrets and their own personalities threaten to tear the group apart as they make their way across the zombie ridden landscape in Dads vs. Zombies.

Will they find their families? Will they survive the thing that wasn’t Bill? Who or what is Captain Awesome? Find out in Dads vs. Zombies, a laugh-out-loud look at family, fatherhood and the living dead.

If you like action, adventure and hilarious, quick-witted banter, you’ll love Dads vs. Zombies.

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What readers are saying:

★★★★★ Absolutely Hillarious! I really like the zombie apocalypse subgenre. I read the spectrum of them from the very serious to the spoofs and from the science-based virus-style infection to the supernatural cause. So it is with some authority that I state that this was one of the best zombie apocalypse novels I have ever read.

★★★★★ If you like zombies, treat yourself to this book. One of the best zombie books I’ve read. Very relatable, hilarious at points as well as very sad at others. Impossible for me to put down.

★★★★★ Quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve read ‘Wonderfully funny and very addictive. Couldn’t put the book down until it was done…

★★★★★ Nothing short of brilliant!I don’t generally read a book more than once. This book was an exception to the rule.

★★★★★ Top of the Zombie Heap I’m not sure what the extent of Funny Zombie Apocalypse genre is, but this book stands at the top of it.

★★★★★ Transcending scary and gross, because they’re too cliché Amazing read! The apocalypse edition of Hitchhikers Guide. You want to read this book! Didn’t stop laughing!

★★★★★ Best Zombie Apocalypse Ever

★★★★★ Ooooo…..that was fantastic!

★★★★★ Laugh Riot

★★★★★ Zombies and Comedy-A perfect combination

★★★★★ This book was hilarious, not like any of the other zombie tales I have read.

★★★★★ I started laughing from the first page and couldn’t stop.

★★★★★ The only books that compel me to read sections to my wife

★★★★★ This is the most fun you will have in a week!

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