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The War On Horror: Tales From A Post-Zombie Society by Nathan Allen

The War On Horror: Tales From A Post-Zombie SocietyNathan Allen

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What happens when the zombie apocalypse turns out to be a zombie aberration?

Three years have passed since the rising of the undead, and life has more or less returned to normal.

Zombie encounters are now few and far between. The undead are more of a nuisance than a menace; they are less likely to sink their teeth into unsuspecting civilians than they are to be attacked by vigilantes and rabid lynch mobs.

Laws have been passed for the zombies’ own protection, and they are safely and humanely quarantined from society.

Dead Rite, an undead management and control firm, suddenly finds itself on the brink of bankruptcy. The zombie population is dwindling and the bills are piling up.

So when a lucrative opportunity unexpectedly presents itself, it seems almost too good to be true.

A tale of misfits, weirdos, outcasts, alcoholics, trust fund activists, dead-head hippies, sleazy politicians and psychotic hillbillies; all foot soldiers fighting in the war on horror.

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Strawberries by Casey Bartsch

StrawberriesCasey Bartsch

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Strawberries is the name he has been given.

When they let him out, they had no way of knowing what he was. A psychopath. A killer. The body count is at twenty already, and there doesn’t seem to be an end in sight. Agent Harry Bland can’t see one anyway. He doesn’t have a single clue to go on. It doesn’t help that his mind won’t focus. His heart just isn’t in it anymore.

Halfway across the country, Sylvia is in a different state of mind. When she isn’t selling sex to the rich, she is doing her best to disappear. She lives a life of assumed names, one night stands, and a constant stream of narcotics.

Sylvia has heard of Strawberries. Of course she has. So has everyone who has turned on the television or surfed the net. Yet, she has no way of knowing just how much his life will affect hers.

Seedy hotels, cross-country truckers looking for the meaning of life, homemade pie, a reporter with her own secret agenda, obscenely expensive champagne, and plenty of spilled blood await our cast. But make sure to read fast… Strawberries has killed number 21.

A little Koontz, a splash of Palahniuk, and a pinch of Robbins. Strawberries is sure to make you wince as well as smile.

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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (John Dies at the End 2) by David Wong

This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don’t Touch It (John Dies at the End 2)David Wong

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From the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.

WARNING:

You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.

You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection — the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That’s just as well, since the “cure” involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like.

You can’t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can’t see it, because it decides what you see. You won’t even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We’re all about to find out.

Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I’m just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it.

Either way, I won’t hold it against you if you’re upset. I know that’s just the spider talking.

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Stars and Other Monsters by P.T. Phronk

Stars and Other MonstersP.T. Phronk

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He’s Stan: a photographer who hunts celebrities for money. She’s Dalla: a vampire who hunts people for food. And she’s got a celebrity crush.

When Stan meets Dalla, his sketchy job comes back to bite him. If he doesn’t deliver the vampire’s obsession on a non-silver platter, he’ll find himself on the menu instead. Now, stuck on a road trip with a monster, Stan knows his days are numbered.

He’ll have to buy time. Sure, she’s a monster, but if she only got to know him, maybe she’d find him charming enough to let him live. Maybe? Unfortunately, when going up against a star who doesn’t want to be found, in a world where being rich is more powerful than being undead, there won’t be time for chit-chat.

With a quirky chance meeting, opposites forced together, and otherworldly obstacles on the road to love, this could be a romantic comedy.

This is not a romantic comedy. This is going to hurt, and it’s going to get bloody. Better buckle in.

Stars and Other Monsters is urban fantasy for adults. Grab a copy if you feel like an unusual blend of horror, action, and humor.

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Green Sunday by Ryk Brink

Green SundayRyk Brink

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When TJ, a small time internet show host with his head in the clouds, met a strange green-haired girl in his secluded mountain town, he thought his luck was changing. Unfortunately, on her heels was a collection of sociopaths determined to destroy his hometown for the benefit of a deepweb gameshow’s cameras.

And everyone in the town is an unwilling contestant.

Forced to live out his fantasies for unseen internet viewers, TJ must play along so he can kill the bad guys, fight monstrous scientific abominations, get the girl, and save what remains of his burning town. Failing that, at least himself, his mother, and his collection of anime figures.

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