COLLECTIBLES BAG FOR FRIDAY

Baby, it’s cold outside! Maybe it’s due to the fact that it’s February, or maybe it’s due to the fact that you sent this card to your alleged soulmate after your second date. Either way, at least you let your feelings be known.

Do you just want to eat your sweetie up? Say what you really mean with this horror inspired card! Perfect for Valentine’s Day and anytime “I love yous” all year round.

You won’t be able to say anything but “yes” when your stalker boyfriend presents you with this horrifically creepy Valentine’s day card! Seriously, it’s a no-brainer – breathe to live, or lick the one body part you can reach beneath the ropes your beloved has wrapped around you “for your own protection.”