The Monster Clean Up Crew by Austin Colton

Monster Cleaning Specialist Wanted

Are you unbothered by the supernatural? Do you have a strong stomach and fascination with the darker side of the world? Macabé Industries is seeking brave souls for our Sanitation Specialist role. As one of our specialists, you will be responsible for cleaning up the messy aftermath of ghost, vampire, werewolf, zombie, and other dangerous creature attacks.

To apply, send a resume, a brief explanation of why you’re not afraid of the dark, and proof of up-to-date vaccinations to our team today.