Humorous Horror

FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {03-30-2020}

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                To Watch You Bleed             by Jordon Greene

To Watch You Bleed Jordon Greene

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Dalton Summers is living the American dream. He has a beautiful wife, two kids, a great job, a high-end sports car and a spacious home. But he also has his secrets.

On Halloween night Dalton finds himself forced to face those secrets when one phone call threatens to throw his world upside down. The voice is young but raspy as it taunts him, a voice that will stick with Dalton through eternity.

"Hurry home Dalton… Before I kill them all."

EVERY SIN HAS A PRICE

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                Hell's Super (Circles In Hell Book 1)             by Mark Cain

Hell's Super (Circles In Hell Book 1) Mark Cain

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If you like Christopher Moore or Tom Holt, read HELL'S SUPER ... Hilarious!

How can one damned handyman keep all Hell running when everything's always breaking, devils and demons plot against him … and he's terrible at fixing things?

Steve is Hell's Super, its handyman. Being Mr. Fixit to the Underworld keeps him and his assistant, Orson Welles (yes, that Orson Welles), pretty busy, since things go on the blink all the time down there.

No malfunction has ever created so much inconvenience, though, as the malfunction of Hell's Escalator, which leads from the Pearly Gates to the depths of Hades. What's worse: the breakdown appears to be sabotage. Satan calls in Steve to investigate.

But Steve is distracted these days. He's in love with Flo, a gorgeous, almost saintly figure who has come to Hell by choice to ease the suffering of the damned. What's more: she seems to like him, but romance in Hell? That could never be.

Still, solving the mystery of the Escalator could earn him some points with Satan, maybe even a chance with Flo.

Or maybe not.

Hell's Super Is the first volume in the satire/fantasy comedy series, Circles in Hell. It has been compared to other works of "Hell Fiction" including The Screwtape Letters and Good Omens and to the paranormal humor of Tom Holt, Christopher Moore and Douglas Adams.

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                Voices From Hades             by Jeffrey Thomas

Voices From Hades Jeffrey Thomas

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If the dead could speak from the afterlife, what might they tell us? How might they warn us?

The Damned have stories to share...
– About an abandoned Demon child, adopted by a reluctant mother.
– A Demon torn between love for his mate and an Angel visiting Hell.
– A jaded Angel touring Hell to hunt the Damned for sport.
– Three Damned laborers who encounter a cat with nine afterlives.
– A Damned artist summoned to Heaven to paint her masterpiece.
– A Damned man and an Angel joining forces to rescue a child from his Demonic captors.
– A former journalist who discovers the depths of despair and the hope of rebellion.

Seven dispatches from the Hades of Jeffrey Thomas, author of Letters From Hades and Ugly Heaven/Beautiful Hell.

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {03-19-2020}

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                Collected Easter Horror Shorts (Collected Horror Shorts Book 2)             by Multiple Authors

Collected Easter Horror Shorts (Collected Horror Shorts Book 2) Multiple Authors

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From the darkest recesses of some of the horror world's most chilling minds, Kevin J. Kennedy brings back together some of the authors that brought you Collected Christmas Horror Shorts, alongside several new authors, from upcoming indie stars to Amazon top sellers.

Whether you like Easter or not, you'll certainly have a different view of it after you read the stories contained within these pages.

Grab an Easter egg, dim the lights, get cosy and get ready for some chilling tales by some of the horror world's finest.

C.S.Anderson – He Has Risen
Christopher Motz - Magic Awaits
Veronica Smith​ - It's Not All About Bunnies and Chocolates
Peter Oliver Wonder​ - Easter Gunny
Mark Cassell​ - The Rebirth
Andrew Lennon​ - Trying To Write A Horror Story
Mark Lukens​ - Mia's Easter Basket
Lex Jones​ - SonnesHill
JC Michael​ - Lord of The Dance
Steven Stacy - Echoes of The Bunny-Man
Weston Kincade​ & David Chrisley - An Easter Prayer
Christina Bergling​ - Hatch
James Matthew Byers​ - Killer Jelly Beans from Outer Space (poem)
Jeff Menapace​ - Paying It Forward
Jeff Strand​ - Rotten Eggs
Lisa Vasquez​ - Bunny and Clyde
Mark Fleming​ - Sulphur
Suzanne Fox - Last Supper
Briana Robertson​ - Baby Blues
Latashia Figueroa - Easter Eggs
Amy Cross - Lamb to Slaughter
Kevin J. Kennedy - A Town Called Easter

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                Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters (Quirk Classics Book 1)             by Jane Austen

Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters (Quirk Classics Book 1) Jane Austen

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From the publisher of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies comes a new tale of romance, heartbreak, and tentacled mayhem.
 
Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters expands the original text of the beloved Jane Austen novel with all-new scenes of giant lobsters, rampaging octopi, two-headed sea serpents, and other biological monstrosities. As our story opens, the Dashwood sisters are evicted from their childhood home and sent to live on a mysterious island full of savage creatures and dark secrets. While sensible Elinor falls in love with Edward Ferrars, her romantic sister Marianne is courted by both the handsome Willoughby and the hideous man-monster Colonel Brandon. Can the Dashwood sisters triumph over meddlesome matriarchs and unscrupulous rogues to find true love? Or will they fall prey to the tentacles that are forever snapping at their heels? This masterful portrait of Regency England blends Jane Austen's biting social commentary with ultraviolent depictions of sea monsters biting. It's survival of the fittest--and only the swiftest swimmers will find true love!

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                Blue November Storms             by Brian James Freeman

Blue November Storms Brian James Freeman

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It's been twenty years since the group of friends known as the Lightning Five visited their hunting cabin together. Twenty years spent living in the shadow of something they did in high school, an event that forever defined them in the minds of everyone in their small town.

Now they're returning to the cabin to reminisce about old times and forget their troubles, but mother nature has other plans in mind. Before too long supplies will be running low and the Lightning Five will have to make some hard choices... like who gets to live and who has to die.

Special Bonus Features:
* New introduction by horror legend Ray Garton
* Twenty original illustrations by Glenn Chadbourne
* Afterword by Brian James Freeman detailing how and why the story was written
* "Ink-slinger: An Interview with Glenn Chadbourne" by Robert Brouhard
* Stunning new cover artwork by Vincent Change

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {03-13-2020}

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The Rest Will Come by Christina Bergling

The Rest Will ComeChristina Bergling

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Murder can be risky…and not just for the douchebags on the business end of Emma's power saw.

Men only let Emma down. They cheat, and they lie. They send unsolicited pictures of their genitals. Ready to give up hope, Emma decides to go on one last date. Then it finally happens--she finds the thing she loves most of all.

Killing clueless jerks she finds on the internet.

Lost in a happy haze of hunting her victims, devising increasingly-clever killings, and streamlining her dismemberment process, Emma gets careless.

As her need for her murderous outlet grows, she runs an increasing risk of getting caught…or worse--falling for one of her victims.

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Charnel House by Graham Masterton

Charnel HouseGraham Masterton

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Edgar Award Finalist: A demon-possessed house in San Francisco is out to devour the world in this horror tale by the acclaimed author of The Manitou.

A desperate and terrified old man appears at the office of John Hyatt at the San Francisco Department of Sanitation with a chilling complaint. His house, Seymour Willis insists, is breathing. Hyatt suspects a rat infestation but the truth is worse. Much worse. An ancient demon out of darkest Native American folklore lives within the walls and floorboards of Willis's home--an all-powerful malevolent being determined to break free and wreak havoc on the City by the Bay.
 
Soon a tiny cadre of believers in the impossible--including Hyatt, Willis, and a Native American shaman--hold the fate of all humanity in their hands. The monster's hunger for blood and flesh is insatiable and it is determined to escape its prison and become whole. And once it does, the entire world will be its feeding ground.
 
A haunted house story like no other--a gory and terrifying tale of demonic possession--this award-winning supernatural thriller by the acclaimed author of The Manitou provides substantial chills on every page. A tale of unrelenting terror reminiscent of the works of H. P. Lovecraft, Graham Masterton's Charnel House will haunt your dreams long after you've turned the final page.

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Bill The Vampire (The Tome of Bill Book 1) by Rick Gualtieri

Bill The Vampire (The Tome of Bill Book 1)Rick Gualtieri

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There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.

Bill Ryder was a dateless geek, but then he met a girl to die for. So he did. Sadly, that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke as a vampire but, fangs or not, he was still at the bottom of the food chain.

Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier, and a hell of a lot cooler than he is ... and they all want to kick his ass.

Bill isn't exactly average, though. A vamp like him hasn't been seen in centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unlikely allies, and an attitude that makes him too damned obnoxious to quit.

Join him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty monsters and the unlikely hero who's not afraid to flip them all off, even if it gets him killed - again.

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {02-29-2020}

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                The Lark Mirror             by Adrian John Smith

The Lark Mirror Adrian John Smith

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It's no small thing to be cursed - so says David Chambers at the outset of his story and so proves to be the case in this darkly comic horror tale. It's the long hot summer of 1976. Wild fires break out over the Western Moors, the trout streams have dried to a trickle and magic and mischief are afoot. When David is cursed by Aunt Alsey, a wandering crone adept at witchcraft, his shadow morphs into a living, breathing and very much darker version of himself - an entity with a powerful thirst, an appetite for mayhem and a determination to not let David forget the more shameful episodes of his past.

Follow David's adventures into the realms of the supernatural as he embarks on a quest to rid himself of the curse, all the while having to deal with the debauched and increasingly malevolent antics of his shadow (as well as the dodgy fuel system on a borrowed Reliant Robin). Propelled into the deadly orbits of fellow victims of Aunt Alsey's various and sinister curses and with monsters to fight, David has his work cut out. What a daft time to fall in love!
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"A thoroughly enjoyable read, this humorous tale of horror and suspense had me chuckling more than once. The Lark Mirror is a deftly-plotted, well-written story that provides a winning mix of adventure and comedy, madness and mayhem with a splash or two of sex thrown in. With good quality writing and fast-paced action aplenty, the narrative keeps the reader turning the pages with genuine interest and anticipation as it builds to a dramatic and hilarious conclusion." INDEPENPRESS

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                The Uninvited             by Jonathan Daniel

The Uninvited Jonathan Daniel

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While on vacation in Thailand in 2004, Owen Decker lost his wife to a tsunami and barely escaped with his own life. From that moment on, he has been deathly afraid of the water. Then he receives an invitation to attend a company retreat on the CEO's private island in the Bahamas. Owen sees it as an opportunity to move on, to confront his fears and conquer them once and for all.

But something is waiting on the island; an evil beyond comprehension.

Once again, Owen is running for his life.

And on this island, there aren't many places to hide.

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                Vampire Hunt             by Alan Hardy

Vampire Hunt Alan Hardy

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It is 1914. Dr Joseph Aymon returns to his youthful haunts in Transylvania where he used to accompany the famous vampire-killer, Professor Van Helting, on his vampire hunts. One of Joseph's aims is to discover the whereabouts of Bella, his first and only love, who vanished years ago, in mysterious circumstances… His quest brings him into contact with a host of characters: the daunting, chilling figure of Count Drace; his voluptuous wife, the Countess; her thin-lipped, haughty and depraved niece, Grimelda; the enigmatic, beguiling figure of the Mother Superior of the local convent; Thomas, the man-servant harbouring a shocking secret... In a world fast throwing off belief in mythical monsters and medieval terrors, Joseph is on a personal quest to prove the existence of vampires. The new sciences have mercilessly dismissed the old certainties of evil and purity which Joseph and his master still cling to. Joseph is eager to rehabilitate his and the Professor's reputation. He can't wait to come face-to-face with the Undead, and prove all his detractors wrong... Will Joseph find what he's looking for, and, if he does, will that discovery bring him release, justification, more derision, or plain, unadulterated horror? A vampire story like no other…

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {02-28-2020}

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                Husk             by Rachel Autumn Deering

Husk Rachel Autumn Deering

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In this all-too-real work of horror fiction, Rachel Autumn Deering explores the mind of a young man who is struggling to cope with the effects of post-war stress, drug addiction, self-doubt, and loneliness as they manifest themselves into his deepest, darkest fears.

Kevin Brooks returns to his rural Kentucky hometown after a three-year-long tour of duty in Afghanistan. He has lost the grandparents who raised him, his lifelong best friend, and his trust in the government he once proudly served. When Kevin meets a kind, young girl named Samantha, he thinks his luck might have finally taken a turn for the better. But something else has its eye on Kevin. Something dark and brooding and mean. Something that knows Kevin better than he knows himself.

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                Everyday Horrors (Bill of the Dead Book 2)             by Rick Gualtieri

Everyday Horrors (Bill of the Dead Book 2) Rick Gualtieri

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ONE GEEK AGAINST THE RISING DARKNESS.

Bill Ryder is having a hell of a week. Magic is back, one of his friends has been entombed in solid rock, and he once again has no pulse to speak of.

Too bad it's about to get worse. Something is hunting vampires in New York City. A smarmy wizard has been called in to investigate, one with skeletons in his closet and eyes for Bill's girlfriend. All the while, Neolithic horrors not seen since the dawn of time are reappearing, wreaking havoc wherever they step.

Bill will need to rally his friends, both new and old, if he's to have any chance of turning the creeping tide of chaos threatening to drown his city. But it won't be easy. The balance of power in the supernatural hierarchy has been upended, and all the attitude in the world might not be enough to fix it.

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Bill the vampire is back in Everyday Horrors – Bill of the Dead 2 – the series that puts the comedy back into horror comedy.

If you enjoy the snark of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Michael Anderle, or Jim Butcher, then you're in for one hell of a bloody fun ride.

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                The Graveyard Shift: A Horror Comedy (24/7 Demon Mart Book 1)             by DM Guay

The Graveyard Shift: A Horror Comedy (24/7 Demon Mart Book 1) DM Guay

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A frightfully funny novel for horror and fantasy fans.

Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.

The gate needs a hero, but Lloyd's a zero, a loser with a capital L. He's ten thousand dollars in debt and lives with his parents. He's been fired from every job he's ever had. He was the first thing his ex-girlfriend tossed to the curb when she upgraded her life.

He had no money and no prospects until the night he accidentally slayed a one-eyed tentacle monster hellbent on world domination. And, impressed by his pure heart and bravery, the suave but devilish owner of the 24/7 Dairy Mart gave Lloyd a job.

His coworkers--a karate-chopping bombshell and a talking roach with a really bad attitude--need Lloyd's help to keep the demons in line. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or, will he remain a couch-surfing zero? The fate of the world is on the line. What could go wrong?

24/7 Demon Mart is a new horror-comedy / humorous fantasy series for fans of A. Lee Martinez (Gil's All-fright Diner), David Wong (John Dies at the End), Rick Gualtieri (Bill the Vampire), Christopher Moore (Practical Demonkeeping), Mark Cain (Circles in Hell series), and Heide Goody (Clovenhoof).

If you love Exorcist-level demon vomit, brooding Lovecraftian hell monsters, and plenty of laughs, this novel is for you. The Graveyard Shift is the first book in the 24/7 Demon Mart horror-comedy and dark satire fantasy series.

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {02-18-2020}

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                Horrid Delights: A Monstrous Short Story Collection             by Ryan Bowling

Horrid Delights: A Monstrous Short Story Collection Ryan Bowling

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Blue Springs, a quaint historic town, where evil lurks, and monsters dwell. Even most locals don't believe the old tales, but in this town what you don't believe in might kill you.

Twelve-year-old Josh loves Halloween more than anything, until he encounters a decoration more terrifying than anything he's ever seen. Will he still feel the holiday spirit, if he makes it out of this one alive?

A couple of community college students discover the greatest dangers can come from within. Can a best friend save the day when even a thought can kill, or is it already too late for both of them?

A group on a hunting weekend is stalked by an ancient evil, but these friends have their own monstrous secret. Can it keep these hunters from becoming the prey?

Little Cristina is the first-grade-superhero princess of the backyards on her street. She is fearless in the face of any pretend monster. When she discovers a real one, will she keep her little nerve long enough to stay alive, or will the shadow of the beast darken the rest of her short life?

It will take all they have for these and more citizens of Blue Springs to survive. Here, when things go bump in the night, you have to bump back, and hard. Will those that survive confront fates worse than death? When darkness closes in on all sides, do you surrender and serve, or fight it to the last?

Here, for the first time, is the complete collection of Blue Springs stories.
Buy it now, and find out.

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                Tethered             by Vaughn Ashby

Tethered Vaughn Ashby

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In 1982 Moe killed a man while defending his son.
The next day the man came back.
In 1982 Moe went missing.
The man continued to come back.
In 2014 events are repeating themselves.

In a race against time, reason and more time, Shane has to unwind mysteries of the past in order to save his friend Jason who has gone missing.

Ugh…. That sounds heavy. While all the above is true, this book also has a Ghost Dick Monster that stabs his ghost dick into a guy's shoulder… seriously, that actually happens in this book.

Also, the main dude Shane, mentioned a couple paragraphs above, well he and his wife are having issues. They both want to bang more, but they aren't good about talking about it, so it's this whole thing. Anyway, they are cute, and shit together by the end, shit… is that a spoiler… shit… can you say shit in a book blurb? Oh well, whatever this book is not for kids... So fuck I'll say whatever I want… boobs.

Anyway, this book has Laughs, Sex, Monsters, Mysteries, and a dick ton of other really cool stuff that I won't spoil here. You want to be cool right? Well, then you better read this book, I mean all your cool friends already have. Don't ask them, just trust me.

The first book in the Aurora Wasteland Literary Universe, which combines Horror, Scifi, and Humor.
All books in the Aurora Wasteland Literary Universe are interconnected but are also stand alone novels, and can be read in any order you'd like.
They are all by the way AURORA WASTELAND books.

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                A Fistful of Guts (The Heartless Heart-Ripper Book 2)             by Jon Athan

A Fistful of Guts (The Heartless Heart-Ripper Book 2) Jon Athan

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William Keller, known as the Traveling Surgeon, is terrorizing the streets of Florida with two accomplices. They capture their victims, then they 'operate' on them. When they're finished, they steal their victims' large intestines and leave a bloodbath behind them. Unable to capture them, Homicide Detective Jamie Mills requests assistance from a peer--Homicide Detective Harvey Skinner. Together, they continue Harvey's experimental program.

Sam Lee, the Heartless Heart-Ripper, is released from death row once again and asked to do what he does best: capture, torture, release.

Jon Athan brings you the highly-anticipated sequel to The Good, the Bad, and the Sadistic in this gruesome story of questionable ethics, violent vengeance, and human horror.

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Mind's Horizon by Eric Malikyte

Mind's HorizonEric Malikyte

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When the world froze over, the ice did more than just bring humanity to its knees. It awakened other things. Ancient things. Evil things.

Now Ira and her dysfunctional band of survivors have discovered a new shelter deep within the mountains.

What they don’t know, might just kill them.

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