Humorous Horror

FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {06-14-2022}

Baby Firefly Jun 14, 2022 | 0Comments
 Passing Through  by R WK Clark

Passing Through R WK Clark

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There’s more than one vicious storm brewing in the small town of Thompson Trails. Cabin owners, Rick and Donna Welk, are the first to encounter the dark and mysterious stranger as he searches for shelter during one of the worst blizzards the town has ever seen.

There’s no need to panic. He’s just passing through.

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 Good Home Cookin': A Novella of Horror (Our Family Recipe Book 1)  by Christian Burch

Good Home Cookin': A Novella of Horror (Our Family Recipe Book 1) Christian Burch

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Dylan Masterson is driving to his band's next gig and without warning, his car is tumbling through the air…

Being held captive by a disturbing family in the back of their restaurant, he knows that this could possibly be his last hours….

This restaurant’s menu is unique and different from other diners… and Dylan may find himself the main course.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets Criminal Minds in this intense, horror/thriller novella that will have you churning through the pages.

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 Ten-Cent Man  by Gitte Tamar

Ten-Cent Man Gitte Tamar

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In a small corrupt settlement in the Wild West, the tumbleweeds are the only prospect of authenticity until a retired bronc buster named Alonzo Bill rides into town. A lifelong cynic of the supernatural, he takes advantage of others’ fears of the unknown. He finds it easier and more profitable to make a living as a con artist rather than a cowboy. Feeding into the desperation and naivety of the town’s residents, he swindles anyone fearing the paranormal haunts them.

The luxury of his new career filled with fame, riches, and little effort seems perfect until he meets his match when called to assist a preacher with a unique situation. Confounded by what he witnesses leads him to question all of his prior convictions and calls him to carry out purging the earth of unfathomable evils. Find out what happens when a coming to Jesus moment inspires a con to become the ultimate judge, jury, and executioner of sinister forces.

“Burying bodies ain’t always easy when you’re a retired cowboy.”

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {06-13-2022}

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 Ten-Cent Man  by Gitte Tamar

Ten-Cent Man Gitte Tamar

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In a small corrupt settlement in the Wild West, the tumbleweeds are the only prospect of authenticity until a retired bronc buster named Alonzo Bill rides into town. A lifelong cynic of the supernatural, he takes advantage of others’ fears of the unknown. He finds it easier and more profitable to make a living as a con artist rather than a cowboy. Feeding into the desperation and naivety of the town’s residents, he swindles anyone fearing the paranormal haunts them.

The luxury of his new career filled with fame, riches, and little effort seems perfect until he meets his match when called to assist a preacher with a unique situation. Confounded by what he witnesses leads him to question all of his prior convictions and calls him to carry out purging the earth of unfathomable evils. Find out what happens when a coming to Jesus moment inspires a con to become the ultimate judge, jury, and executioner of sinister forces.

“Burying bodies ain’t always easy when you’re a retired cowboy.”

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 Hangman  by Jack Heath

Hangman Jack Heath

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An addictive debut thriller starring an FBI consultant with a peculiar taste for crime and punishment…

A boy vanishes on his way home from school. His frantic mother receives a ransom call: pay or else. It’s only hours before the deadline, and the police have no leads. Enter Timothy Blake, an FBI consultant with a knack for solving impossible cases but whose expertise comes at a price. Every time he saves a life, he takes one, trying to satisfy an urge he fears he can only control for so long.

And this time Blake may have met his match. The kidnapper is more cunning and ruthless than any he’s faced before. And he’s been assigned a new partner within the Bureau: a woman linked to the past he’s so desperate to forget. Because he has a secret, one so dark he will do anything to keep it hidden.

For fans of Dexter and Hannibal, Hangman introduces a darkly mesmerizing character whose skill at finding criminals comes from a knowledge that can only be learned firsthand.

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 The Ghost Club: Newly Found Tales of Victorian Terror  by William Meikle

The Ghost Club: Newly Found Tales of Victorian Terror William Meikle

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Writers never really die; their stories live on, to be found again, to be told again, to scare again.

In Victorian London, a select group of writers, led by Arthur Conan Doyle, Bram Stoker and Henry James held an informal dining club, the price of entry to which was the telling of a story by each invited guest.

These are their stories, containing tales of revenant loved ones, lost cities, weird science, spectral appearances and mysteries in the fog of the old city, all told by some of the foremost writers of the day. In here you'll find Verne and Wells, Tolstoy and Checkov, Stevenson and Oliphant, Kipling, Twain, Haggard and Blavatsky alongside their hosts.

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {06-09-2022}

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 Next Monday  by Linette King

Next Monday Linette King

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Sometimes when we think it’s over, it's really the start of something new. It could be fun and exciting, but it could be scary and painful. Find out how it felt for Staci when she realizes it isn't over yet.

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 Second Unit: Book I of the Box Office of Terror Trilogy  by Russell C Connor

Second Unit: Book I of the Box Office of Terror Trilogy Russell C Connor

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Everyone is dying to make it in Hollywood. Especially Davis Lowe. Unfortunately, he keeps finding only second unit work, taking the jobs the real directors can’t—or won’t—do. Together with cameraman Jared Mane and film editor Terrence “Otter” Ottman, he runs a tiny, independent production company off (waaaay off) the Sunset Strip. Davis spends his days scrounging for crumbs left by the big studios while he puts off marrying the lovely aspiring actress Susan Campbell.

Enter Torsten Gross: enigmatic German director whose violent horror films seem a little too real for Davis and his crew. After signing on to work for the filmmaker and his brutal leading man Lars Krieg, the boys are faced with a rash of actress suicides and a police investigation in the midst of a movie shoot stranger than anything Hollywood could dream up.

Soon Davis will race to save those he cares about from the clutches of a man who will stop at nothing to finish production, as he unravels a mystery that will have him doubting the art of filmmaking...and reality itself.

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 Maniacs with Knives: Unapologetic Horror  by Shaun Hupp

Maniacs with Knives: Unapologetic Horror Shaun Hupp

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To a regular person, they’re just tools. . . A chef uses them to prepare a meal.
A surgeon uses them to save lives.
To the maniacs in this story, however. . .
Theirs is a much darker purpose.
For them, the first cut is NOT the deepest. It’s just the beginning. . .

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {05-20-2022}

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 Asskickers of the Fantastic: A Rex Havoc Novel  by Jim Stenstrum

Asskickers of the Fantastic: A Rex Havoc Novel Jim Stenstrum

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MEET REX HAVOC...
A 6'2" engine of homicidal rage, who has sworn to kill every monster on earth, or at least kick their asses into next week. But even Rex has his hands full when immortal killers from another dimension appear in New York to lay waste to the human race.

Aided by a mysterious woman with unearthly powers and a teenage hooker he saved from cannibals, Rex has only hours to somehow destroy a pair of indestructible predators before they turn the earth into their personal 24-hour buffet.

Prepare yourself for a balls-out roller coaster ride that is smart, poignant and hilarious. If you dig ASH VS THE EVIL DEAD, this is even groovier!

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 Struck  by Clarissa Johal

Struck Clarissa Johal

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Caught in a terrible storm, Gwynneth is struck by lightning. She wakes in the hospital with a vague memory of a mysterious stranger. Following her release, the stranger visits her at will and offers Gwynneth a gift. One that will stay the hands of death. She is uncertain whether Julian is a saviour or something sinister, for as he shares more of this gift, his price becomes deadly.

Struck by lightning, claimed by shadows.

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 In the Heart of the Garden Is a Tomb  by Joe Pawlowski

In the Heart of the Garden Is a Tomb Joe Pawlowski

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This garden is full of haunted people.

There’s Wash Greavor and his friends, lost on backwoods logging trails, who stumble on an ancient graveyard where a monstrous sentry from long ago awaits them.

Then there’s Corbin Grimwood and his new gun. It hums in his hand like a can full of bees. It brings him a feeling of protection and invincibility. Suddenly, he’s become a man of action. But as the old Corbin slips away, the new one is left wondering: at what point do our possessions come to possess us?

And Shelly Loomis, there’s a case for you: reduced to a shell of her former self by a frightful occurrence that has completely undone the mental balance of her best friend, and threatens her sanity as well if she doesn’t take drastic action.

There’s Rhoda Beekman, who collides head-on with a truck. She’s lucky to be alive, but not so lucky to find she’s now sharing her body with two other beings. There’s the old grifter who sells human skulls to the bereaved; the fading actor whose yearning to hang on to fame will come at the cost of a fellow actor’s life; the bachelor farmer grappling with a legacy of evil.

And there are others. Lost souls seeking a way out. But there’s no escaping the bitter truth that awaits us all in the heart of the garden.

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {05-04-2022}

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 Curse of the Murderous Dummy (Atomic City Terror Book 1)  by Michael Ray Laemmle

Curse of the Murderous Dummy (Atomic City Terror Book 1) Michael Ray Laemmle

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Welcome to Atomic City. A spooky and isolated mountain town, with more scares per square inch than anywhere else in the world. Discover a place where cutting edge science walks hand-in-hand with horror, and mind-blowing technology is indistinguishable from rip-roaring terror. UFO cults, wicked witches, wayward werewolves—vampires, zombies, and aliens—all have a home in Atomic City. And these are their stories.

In this very special inaugural installment, there’s an evil dummy on the loose, and he has murdering on his mind. What connects a brilliant physicist who accidentally blew up his wife in a science experiment, a family of four whose father is struggling with alcoholism, and a sentient dummy with an appetite for bloodshed?

Is it just a common love of ventriloquy, or is there something more sinister afoot?

In this terrifying tale, some dummies will live and other dummies will die. And behind it all, a struggle to control the minds of everyone on Earth.

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 Looking for Jake: Stories  by China Miéville

Looking for Jake: Stories China Miéville

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What William Gibson did for science fiction, China Miéville has done for fantasy, shattering old paradigms with fiercely imaginative works of startling, often shocking, intensity. Now from this brilliant young writer comes a groundbreaking collection of stories, many of them previously unavailable in the United States, including four never-before-published tales—one set in Miéville’s signature fantasy world of New Crobuzon.

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 The Beast in Aisle 34  by Darrin Doyle

The Beast in Aisle 34 Darrin Doyle

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Sandy Kurtz has problems. He's got a baby on the way, his wife doesn't love him, and he's struggling to find passion or purpose at his big-box retail job. And, once a month, he turns into a werewolf.

In Darrin Doyle's deft hands, Sandy's story is a tall tale for our times, an absurd and darkly comedic take on toxic masculinity, small-town America, and the terror of not knowing who you are—or who you're capable of becoming.

Join us on the trip. Feel the power of the full moon as it turns you into a carnivore capable of ruling the wilds of rural Michigan. Taste the rich blood of a pulsing animal heart; feel it cascade down your face as you transform into what you always wanted to be. Enter...the wolf.

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {04-30-2022}

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 Folklore  by Mitch Sebourn

Folklore Mitch Sebourn

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Both Dean Mitchell’s marriage and law practice are struggling since he contracted a strange illness that began with a scratch on his neck. He can’t rest. His mood is deteriorating. He refuses to see a doctor. And the suicide victim who passed him the infection haunts his dreams. But the real horror is yet to come. It is waiting for the full moon, an evil that is the stuff of folklore… and ravenously hungry.

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 Usher's Passing  by Robert McCammon

Usher's Passing Robert McCammon

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Poe’s classic tale lives on in this gothic novel of ancestral madness in the mountains of modern-day North Carolina, from a New York Times–bestselling author.

Ever since Edgar Allan Poe looted a family’s ignoble secret history for his classic story “The Fall of the House of Usher,” living in the shadow of that sick dynasty has been an inescapable scourge for generations of Usher descendants. But not for horror novelist Rix Usher.

Years ago, he fled the isolated family estate of Usherland in the menacing North Carolina hills to pursue his writing career. He promised never to return. But his father’s impending death has brought Rix back home to assume the role of Usher patriarch—and face his worst fears.

His arrival forces him to confront a devious and impassive family and his vulnerable sister’s slow descent into insanity. Stirring memories of the grim folktales born out of the surrounding Briartop Mountains and the terrifying legends of missing children, Rix knows that in the dark, twisted corridors of Usherland, that dreadful something he saw as a young boy is still there. It’s waiting for him, as decayed and undying as the Usher heritage, and more depraved than anything Poe could have imagined.

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 Exploding Bears: A Savage Comedy  by Frank Edler

Exploding Bears: A Savage Comedy Frank Edler

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Welcome to Wyld Louie's Exploding Bears Experience where every hour, on the hour, you can witness one of Wyld Louie's genuine, one-of-a-kind Exploding Bears blow up right before your very eyes!

MARVEL at the awesome power of a bear detonating into thousands of pieces.

RELISH the opportunity to be impaled with fragments of an exploded bear carcass.

TASTE a genuine, strawberry-flavored, beaver butt at Wyld Louie's Petting Zoo.

ENJOY the hospitality of Wyld Louie's courteous and friendly staff.

CHERISH the memories you'll leave with for a lifetime, including the bear claw impaled in your skull.

Spend the day at Wyld Louie's Exploding Bear Experience and have a Dynamite Time!

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