Humorous Horror

FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {11-06-2019}

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                                                                                Escape from Happydale: The Last Final Girl: 1                                                 by Jack Quaid

Escape from Happydale: The Last Final Girl: 1 Jack Quaid

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Stephen King meets Quentin Tarantino

At the end of every horror movie, one girl always survives the deadly slasher… In this case, Parker Ames not only survives, she turns the tables and dedicates her life to hunting and destroying the monsters that stalk slumber parties and campsites all across the country.

Ten years after the horrific events known as the Massacre at Coffin Bay, Parker's world has been flipped totally upside down. She's no longer the nerdy teenage girl who would run and hide from the things that go bump in the night. Now Parker is the thing that goes bump in the night.

After years of traveling the country and hunting some of the world's most dangerous slashers, Parker returns home when she hears that Hurricane Williams, the deranged slasher who slaughtered her family, has resurfaced and continued his killing spree. Armed with her trusty chain saw, affectionately named Aerosmith, she sets out on a path of revenge and redemption.

If you love 80s horror movies and killer books like My Best Friend's Exorcism, you'll love Escape from Happydale.

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                                                                                A Monster Inside (The Undying Prince Book 1)                                                 by Baron Blackwell

A Monster Inside (The Undying Prince Book 1) Baron Blackwell

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The dragon within demands flesh.

It has been centuries since the Sorcerer-Kings of old destroyed the world in their mad race to create ever-more-horrifying creatures. Now in the Fourth Age, known as the Age of Monsters, humanity clings to life by its fingernails, hidden behind walled cities and towns.

On the island of Daði, four kingdoms exist in an uneasy truce, ruled and protected by Cultivators with the power to break the Laws of Nature. There, Prince Erik, an unranked Cultivator and the descendant of a sorcerer's experiment, is attacked by an ancient predator, a beast birthed in the molten core of a long dead world. And as the abomination devours him, something monstrous awakens within his blood.

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                                                                                Hollows of the Nox (Shadows of Eleanor Book 1)                                                 by Matthew Nordin

Hollows of the Nox (Shadows of Eleanor Book 1) Matthew Nordin

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In the quiet bookshop of Raikrune, a young scholar named Eldritch finds solace while reading stories about the elusive fae. The books speak to him, whispering of a power locked away for centuries. His destiny is rewritten when he discovers hidden texts of ancient magic and meets an odd stranger traveling to the border town of the fairy forest. After tragedy forces him to leave all he knows behind, his quest for the unknown will teach him that some magic should not be found.


Hollows of the Nox is a standalone novel that begins the Shadows of Eleanor series. These fantasy stories delve into a realm where magic can be possible, at a cost. Find more of Matthew's books at www.scenerychanges.com

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Salem Burning by Daniel Sugar

Salem BurningDaniel Sugar

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In 1692, a disreputable young man named Kyle Edwards breaks his engagement by accusing his fiancee, Lilly Parris, of witchcraft.

Kyle is a liar; he does not believe in witchcraft, he is simply trying to get rid of Lilly. But Kyle is in for a shock because, as it turns out, Lilly really is a witch.

"Salem Burning" is a fast-paced, brand-new take on the Salem witch trials.

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                                                                                This Book is Full of Bodies (The Shutter House Prequels 1)                                                 by Rick Wood

This Book is Full of Bodies (The Shutter House Prequels 1) Rick Wood

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I AM NOT ONE OF YOU.

At least that's what you'll tell yourself.

You'll say I'm a monster. A sicko. A deranged killer.

But I am no monster, I am no sicko, and I am not deranged.

I am simply a man who happens to enjoy murdering people in the most violent of ways.

So don't bother reading this if you have a weak stomach, get easily offended, or are simply not interested in the best way to dispose of a dead body.

(It's pigs, by the way. They eat ANYTHING.)

My name is Gerald Brittle. I am a serial killer. And this is my memoir.

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {10-31-2019}

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                                                                                The Rest Will Come                                                 by Christina Bergling

The Rest Will Come Christina Bergling

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Murder can be risky…and not just for the douchebags on the business end of Emma's power saw.

Men only let Emma down. They cheat, and they lie. They send unsolicited pictures of their genitals. Ready to give up hope, Emma decides to go on one last date. Then it finally happens--she finds the thing she loves most of all.

Killing clueless jerks she finds on the internet.

Lost in a happy haze of hunting her victims, devising increasingly-clever killings, and streamlining her dismemberment process, Emma gets careless.

As her need for her murderous outlet grows, she runs an increasing risk of getting caught…or worse--falling for one of her victims.

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                                                                                Legion: A Novel from the Author of The Exorcist                                                 by William Peter Blatty

Legion: A Novel from the Author of The Exorcist William Peter Blatty

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From the author of The Exorcist -- Legion, a classic tale of horror, is back in print!

A young boy is found horribly murdered in a mock crucifixion. Is the murderer the elderly woman who witnessed the crime? A neurologist who can no longer bear the pain life inflicts on its victims? A psychiatrist with a macabre sense of humor and a guilty secret? A mysterious mental patient, locked in silent isolation?

Lieutenant Kinderman follows a bewildering trail that links all these people, confronting a new enigma at every turn even as more murders surface. Why does each victim suffer the same dreadful mutilations? Why are two of the victims priests? Is there a connection between these crimes and another series of murders that took place twelve years ago--and supposedly ended with the death of the killer?

Legion is a novel of breathtaking energy and suspense. But more than this, it is an extraordinary journey into the uncharted depths of the human mind and the most agonizing questions of the human condition.

The answers are revealed in a climax so stunning that it could only have been written by the author of The Exorcist--William Peter Blatty.

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The Resurrectionists (The Salem Hawley Series, Book 1) by Michael Patrick Hicks

The Resurrectionists (The Salem Hawley Series, Book 1)Michael Patrick Hicks

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Having won his emancipation after fighting on the side of the colonies during the American Revolution, Salem Hawley is a free man. Only a handful of years after the end of British rule, Hawley finds himself drawn into a new war unlike anything he has ever seen.

New York City is on the cusp of a new revolution as the science of medicine advances, but procuring bodies for study is still illegal. Bands of resurrectionists are stealing corpses from New York cemeteries, and women of the night are disappearing from the streets, only to meet grisly ends elsewhere.

After a friend's family is robbed from their graves, Hawley is compelled to fight back against the wave of exhumations plaguing the Black cemetery. Little does he know, the theft of bodies is key to far darker arts being performed by the resurrectionists. If successful, the work of these occultists could spell the end of the fledgling American Experiment... and the world itself.

The Resurrectionists, the first book in the Salem Hawley series, is a novella of historical cosmic horror from the author of Broken Shells and Mass Hysteria.

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {10-29-2019}

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                                                                                The Lazarus Impact                                                 by Vincent Todarello

The Lazarus Impact Vincent Todarello

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A meteor shower pelts the earth with strange debris on Christmas Eve. The US power grid fails due to the impact of a large meteorite. The dust plume causes severe illness and death as it blows east across America. As a result the government quarantines the entire northeast. Military personnel wearing gas masks patrol the edges of the affected area, preventing anyone from crossing. But when the dead start coming back to life and eating the living, the US braces itself for a full-on zombie outbreak that no military barricade can keep contained.

The Lazarus Impact is a fast paced, high intensity, peri-apocalyptic zombie action thriller that traces the stories of eight unique and diverse characters as they travel through the madness, trying to head west past the quarantine to safety... or so they think.

Wolf, an extreme survivalist television personality, is the first one on the scene when the meteors hit, filming the damage. Dr. Vogel, a former infectious disease lab rat turned physician, is on a mission to get to the CDC to give them samples of what he thinks might be the basis for a cure. Willy, an old, hardened, Vietnam War veteran suffering from PTSD, witnesses the outbreak as it ramps up in intensity at the hospital where he works as a janitor. Sheryl, a suburban housewife, learns of the dust when she gets a call from a neighbor that her boys are sick on the football field. Marcus, a reformed prison inmate with a violent past, escapes with a band of unscrupulous marauders during a riot. Michael and Amy, a bickering couple from NYC, struggle to get out of Manhattan despite the bridges and tunnels being barricaded and locked down. And Brandon, an awkward teenager with an obsession for horror comics and video games, hides out in his parents' Cold War era bunker until he runs out of fuel.

When their paths intersect they must help and rely on each other for survival. The plan is to move west, past the quarantine, and make their way to a secure compound where people have been preparing for doomsday for decades. But the nightmares they face on the way west are only a shadow of the dangers they may encounter on the other side of the quarantine, where the American people have taken up arms to defend their new but porous borders. Will any survive the journey? Is it even worth it?

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                                                                                The Collector                                                 by John Fowles

The Collector John Fowles

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Hailed as the first modern psychological thriller, The Collector is the internationally bestselling novel that catapulted John Fowles into the front rank of contemporary novelists. This tale of obsessive love--the story of a lonely clerk who collects butterflies and of the beautiful young art student who is his ultimate quarry--remains unparalleled in its power to startle and mesmerize.

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                                                                                Hell inc. (Hell inc Series Book 1)                                                 by Dick Wybrow

Hell inc. (Hell inc Series Book 1) Dick Wybrow

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Damn, I think making a deal with the Devil may have been a horrible idea. But even if the doctors and my wife's own family have given up, I'm not done fighting!

I've got just a few days to find an ancient lamp, pieces scattered all over the world, but when reassembled it will cure her! At least, that's what the Devil told me at the Crossroads.

He'd know, right?

I'm allowed three people to help me, but it turns out, the idea of getting into a contract with the masters of Hell can really freak out your friends.So, instead, three strangers are joining me: a dwarf actor, an undocumented immigrant, and an old pilot I've never seen sober.

Sure, the odds are against us, but I'll do anything to save my wife.

It does seem strange, though, how much the Devil wants the lamp for himself when this is all over. You'd think where he's from there'd be tons of light with all the fire and burning people and stuff.

Maybe he's got other plans for it.


Find out why one review called Hell inc "one of the best comedic adventures I've ever read!"

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {10-26-2019}

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A Zombie Love Story by Rachel John

A Zombie Love StoryRachel John

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It's hard not to believe in monsters when you're dating one.

Scarlett Eighty-One is a model citizen who never breaks the rules. She wears her tracker, stays away from those outside her clan, and focuses on school. But when the new guy in her Geometry class turns his sunken, lifeless, and downright dreamy eyes on her, she has a new goal: an epic, otherworldly romance like the ones she reads in books.

If only life were that simple. The pursuit of her new crush is going well, but then people begin disappearing and showing back up with strange symptoms. Scarlett's not prepared for her best friend to try to bite the bad boy on her first day back at school, for a werewolf to mark his territory on her carpet, or for an unexpected government interrogation.

Her future might be uncertain, but with the unwavering love of her possibly undead boyfriend Scarlett will figure out what's going on, even if it means battling clingy werewolves, skeevy vampires, and dancing robots in the process.

Don't miss this zany parody of all the dystopian and vampire romance books you know and love.

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Video Night: A Novel of Alien Horror by Adam Cesare

Video Night: A Novel of Alien HorrorAdam Cesare

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Who better to repel a body-snatching alien invasion than a group of teenage horror nerds?

Billy and Tom are best friends, but each knows that at the end of the school year they'll be moving in different directions. But why not go out with a bang and throw one last video night? They can invite some girls over, order a pizza, then maybe try and fight the alien infection that's taken hold over their suburban town.

It's The Breakfast Club meets The Night of the Creeps in this slime-drenched '80s horror romp.

"Hit that first chapter. It'll hook you, and the next time you look up, you'll have swallowed the book. It'll be nesting inside you like a seed, like an egg, like an invasion." -Stephen Graham Jones, author of Mongrels

"The momentum keeps building. The stakes keep escalating. The monsters just keep getting worse and worse, the catastrophic mayhem more juicy and hopeless. Best of all, the writing moves like a greased torpedo, compulsively readable as it rockets through your brain." -Fangoria

"If you put together the gore, action, monsters, and sense of excitement that made '80s horror movies so great, you'll only have about half of what makes Video Night a must-read tome for horror fans." -Horrortalk

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Dead Drunk: Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse... One Beer at a Time by Richard Johnson

Dead Drunk: Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse... One Beer at a TimeRichard Johnson

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Charlie Campbell was your average, balding, thirty-year-old alcoholic with a dead-end job and a penchant for shambling through life one mistake after another. However, none of that mattered following the sudden arrival of a mysterious sickness that brought with it infected mobs of zombie-like creatures thirsting for the flesh of the living.

Trapped in a Chicago apartment the morning after a raucous bachelor party, Charlie and his old fraternity buddies must battle for survival against the cannibalistic horde, a military invasion and their own rampant stupidity.

With supplies, common sense and brain cells dwindling by the hour, the motley crew -- including a racist cop, a Sri Lankan used car salesman, a stoner landlord and a pet raccoon -- must pull out all the stops to avoid joining the ranks of the dead.

If you like zombies, action and humor, crack a beer, pull up a barstool, and prepare for one wild ride!

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 Realms of Night: More Tales of Terror  by Harvey Click

Realms of Night: More Tales of Terror Harvey Click

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A new collection of nightmarish stories from horror master Harvey Click:
•Sinister skin-bones terrorize two teenagers in a post-apocalyptic world of horror.
•A bloodthirsty demon tails a hired killer.
•A vengeful corpse incites a prison riot.
•Buddy has enough trouble contending with the living, and now the dead are raging all around him.
•An occultist finds a book that unleashes unspeakable atrocities.
•Ghastly evil stalks the halls of an old plantation house.
•Angels of death torment a man after he dies and returns to life.

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {10-24-2019}

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The House That Jack Built: A Humorous Haunted House Fiasco by Jonathan Paul Isaacs

The House That Jack Built: A Humorous Haunted House FiascoJonathan Paul Isaacs

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Never Flip a Haunted House...

In less than 24 hours Nate Merritt loses his job, his girlfriend, and his estranged Aunt Edna. But after Edna's will bequeaths him a historic mansion deep in the backwoods of Louisiana, Nate hatches a daring plan: he'll renovate the house and flip it for a tidy profit. The fact that Nate knows nothing about home improvement doesn't deter him at all.

Too bad he doesn't realize the mansion in question happens to be haunted. And the ghost who lives there might not be so indiscriminate about Nate's ability.

Humorous and irreverent, The House That Jack Built is a story of learning how to move on to the next chapter of life--as well as a tribute to every disastrous renovation ever attempted by a homeowner.

And ghosts. Don't forget the ghosts.

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The Space Whiskey Death Chronicles by William Vitka

The Space Whiskey Death ChroniclesWilliam Vitka

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A collection of horrific and bizarre tales.

From cloned Elvis-monsters wreaking havoc to the depths of Brooklyn, where slender things wait to prey on New Yorkers in their sleep.

And even to the near future, where God isn't dead, but two brothers need to find a way to kill Him to save existence as we know it.

Space Whiskey Death Chronicles is packed full of adventures through time, blood and nightmares.

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Dolly Biters!: The Vampire Girls of Victorian London by Paul Voodini

Dolly Biters!: The Vampire Girls of Victorian LondonPaul Voodini

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Welcome to the Gothic London of the 1800's.

These saucy tales quicken the pulse, thrill the mind and excite parts of the body that other, lesser books fail to reach.

Novellas and short stories featured in this sweet confection of blood, sex and gothic melodrama include Holmes of the Baskervilles, Miss Katie Bell - Victorian Vampire, Joan Dark is Lost, and The Vampire Alice Through the Looking Glass.

Here, vampires walk the streets and your favorite characters from Victorian literature are twisted until they snap.

Praise from readers:

★★★★★ - "Follow Paul into this netherworld. It is some of the best entertainment out there, even if you are not a fan of the undead."

★★★★★ - "Voodini's writing is superb. I was completely immersed and transported to the East End of London. Excellent read."

★★★★★ - "This book has everything that horror fans love."

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {10-18-2019}

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 Eight Days in October  by DM Schwartz

Eight Days in October DM Schwartz

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A teenage boy uncovers a horrific family secret. A widower seeks vengeance on the creatures that killed his wife. A drug addled writer stalks the woman of his dreams, a woman much more sinister than she appears. A federal agent races to find the cursed relic powering this city full of spooks, spirits, and serial killers. The lives of these and others will collide in the dark and dangerous streets of Adderlass.



A seed of evil was planted under Adderlass, a city where monsters hide behind masks of humanity and ordinary people shuffle anesthetized and addicted by the sickly supernatural power wafting up from below. The city was built over the crystalline skull of a bloodthirsty beast. Now, the hunt is on for this lost treasure and whoever finds it first will control the fate not only of Adderlass but of the entire world.



Sixteen-year-old Simon Cubbins, young and naïve, may be the key to unlocking the mystery buried in this twisted labyrinth of hidden agendas. He also unknowingly harbors a secret that could destroy the Cubbins bloodline. As different characters fight for control over Simon, he will have to decide whether or not to carry on his family's legacy.

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 Clowns Vs. Spiders  by Jeff Strand

Clowns Vs. Spiders Jeff Strand

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Jaunty the Clown just wants to entertain families with lighthearted slapstick antics, but people think of clowns as terrifying, nightmarish creatures who hide in closets or under beds. When Jaunty, along with his fellow performers Guffaw, Wagon, Reginald The Pleasant Clown, and Bluehead are fired from the circus, they're told that the world just doesn't like clowns anymore.

Still, clowns have to eat. And since these clowns don't eat children, to make ends meet they're eventually forced to take a job in a popular haunted attraction, the Mountain of Terror. Instead of charming entertainers, they're now scary clowns. A zombie clown. A demon clown. A creepy doll clown.

But the town is about to discover something more frightening than clowns. Because on opening night, millions of oversized spiders emerge from a cave and begin their deadly invasion...

From Bram Stoker Award-nominated author Jeff Strand comes an insane mix of shameless silliness and grisly creepy-crawly horror. Clowns Vs. Spiders. Who will win?

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 Whimsical Leprosy  by Brandon Faircloth

Whimsical Leprosy Brandon Faircloth

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Horror. Magic. Beauty. Terror. The thirteen works contained within have all of these and much more. Hear the tale of a man who bears witness to atrocities as he rides the rails with a monstrous family. Take part in a magical heist where the guard is invisible and one touch can kill. Learn the fates of a brother and sister whose intertwined stories have dark beginnings and darker ends. Join a man as he searches for his lost love and dreams of distant worlds and endless seas, knowing in his heart that we used to be more than this.

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