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Creature Feature: A Horrid Comedy by Steven Paul Leiva

Creature Feature: A Horrid ComedySteven Paul Leiva

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THERE IS SOMETHING STRANGE HAPPENING IN PLACIDVILLE!

It is 1962. Kathy Anderson, a serious actress who took her training at the Actors Studio in New York, is stuck playing Vivacia, the Vampire Woman on Vivacia's House of Horrors for a local Chicago TV station.

Finally fed up showing old monster movies to creature feature fans, she quits and heads to New York and the fame and footlights of Broadway.

She stops off to visit her parents and old friends in Placidville, the all-Ameican, middle-class, blissfully normal Midwest small town she grew up in.

But she finds things are strange in Placidville.

Kathy's parents, her best friend from high school, the local druggist, even the Oberhausen twins are all acting curiously creepy, odiously odd, and wholly weird. Especially the town's super geeky nerd, Gerald, who warns of dark days ahead.

Has Kathy entered a zone in the twilight? Did she reach the limits that are outer? Has she fallen through a mirror that is black? Or is it just--just--politics as usual!

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {08-05-2020}

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Goat by Jim Miesner

GoatJim Miesner

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The darkness protects him.

Phillip Patten was only seven years old when his neighbor died.

He didn't mean for it to happen. It was an accident. No one could blame him...

Could they?

Now, ten years later it's happening again. Something dark is going after his enemies, something powerful, something that isn't afraid to kill.

Can Phillip figure out what's going on before it strikes again?

Is anyone safe?

And why the hell is hot dog bun pizza a weekly lunch menu item?

There shouldn't be that many leftover buns each week. Does no one understand a simple inventory system!?!

In the end, only one thing is clear.

Death is on the prowl, and the only thing that stands in its way is an apathetic teenager and his band of lunch detention acquaintances.

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How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills by Seth Grahame-Smith

How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the KillsSeth Grahame-Smith

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Written by best-selling author, screenwriter, and producer Seth Grahame-Smith (Stephen King's It), with an introduction by horror icon Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street), this is a hilarious must-read for any horror movie fan...and it just might save your life.

Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you're probably trapped in a horror movie. But don't freak out--just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including:

• How to determine what type of horror film you're trapped in
• The five types of slashers and how to defeat them
• How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects
• How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats
• What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you're already dead

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Raven's Peak (World on Fire Book 1) by Lincoln Cole

Raven's Peak (World on Fire Book 1)Lincoln Cole

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A quiet little mountain town is hiding a big problem. When the townsfolk of Raven's Peak start acting crazy, Abigail Dressler is called upon to discover the root of the evil affecting people. She uncovers a demonic threat unlike any she's ever faced and finds herself in a fight just to stay alive.

Abigail rescues Haatim Arison from a terrifying fate and discovers that he has a family legacy in the supernatural that he knows nothing about. Now she's forced to protect him, which is easy, but also to trust him if she wants to save the townsfolk of Raven's Peak. Trust, however, is something hard to have for someone who grew up living on the knife's edge of danger.

Can they discover the cause of the town's insanity and put a stop to it before it is too late?

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {07-19-2020}

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Fat Vampire: (A Comedy Horror Series) by Johnny B. Truant

Fat Vampire: (A Comedy Horror Series)Johnny B. Truant

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The SMASH HIT SERIES now being developed at SYFY channel -- coming soon from NBC/Universal!

Death Has a Brand New Appetite...

When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire.

And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's further bad luck that he wakes to discover he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever created … doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.

But as Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire (too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead), he discovers rare powers in himself that few vampires have … and just in time, because the Vampire Council wants him destroyed as an inferior representative of their race.

Read the first book of Johnny B. Truant's blockbuster series, and you'll never look at vampires (or vampire stories) the same way again.


★★★★★ "Laugh out loud funny and the laughs just keep coming. I am in for the whole series because I need to know what happens next to Reginald, the Fat Vampire. It is absurd, and yet oddly comforting and believable that even the Vampire world has out of shape and awkward individuals." -- AJ

★★★★★ "I love a good vampire novel and Johnny B. Truant delivers on all levels. Humorous, suspense, action, gore, love story... it has all of these and excels at them. Twists and turns near the end of the story had me shouting out loud in my head towards certain characters and cheering Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki on! Looking for a new vampire story to sink your fangs into... buy this book!" -- Christian Burch

★★★★★ "Truant has authored the most unique vampire novella I have ever read... I sincerely predict The Fat Vampire would become a most popular television series when producers learn of Truant' s work." -- vinnieg

★★★★★ "Just when you think you'll never find a vampire novel again that doesn't involve bloodsuckers that look like they moonlight at American Apparel, here comes Reginald, 350-lb. office worker who, because he's in the wrong place at the wrong time, is turned into a vampire; now he's destined to be the out of shape, fat slob he's been all his life... forever. What, you thought he'd suddenly turn into Edward Cullen?" -- Phoenix59

★★★★★ "Reginald is a very relatable character. He's been hammered down his whole life because of his weight, and he just doesn't see an end in sight. Even after being turned into a vampire things are looking down. But despite everything he perseveres. Having grown up over-weight myself I felt this character was a great role-model, despite a few instances where let his stomach make decisions for him." -- Michael Loring


Perfect for fans of Rick Gualtieri's Tome of Bill series or Drew Hayes' Fred the Vampire Accountant series, Fat Vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who, after having an imperfect eternity shoved into his grease-stained hands, must learn to turn the afterlife's lemons into tasty lemon danishes.

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Frankenstorm  by Ray Garton

Frankenstorm Ray Garton

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"Remember when paperback originals were cool? Sex, action, suspense? Try FRANKENSTORM. It's old school." --Stephen King

A storm of epic proportions is brewing off the coast of northern California. Residents have been warned to prepare for disaster. It's a false hope in the face of what's coming. . .

Frankenstorm

In a secret government lab, virologist Fara McManus tries to stop an experiment out of control--before more human subjects are infected. But in a blazing hail of bullets, survivalist Ollie Monk launches a paramilitary attack on the lab, releasing the infected into the night. And as the nightmare escalates to a fever pitch, internet blogger Ivan Renner traces the destruction as it claims more victims, beginning with a single mother unknowingly spreading the virus. A father and son, held hostage by a lunatic. A local sheriff, single-handedly fighting madness, murder, and worse.

No one will find shelter from this storm.

Praise For Ray Garton

"Gripping, original, and sly."--Dean Koontz on Live Girls

"Garton will scare you."--Fangoria

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The Keeper  by T. F. Allen

The Keeper T. F. Allen

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When a famous artist is kidnapped, the only one who can save him has a body no one can see, and a voice few can hear.

Angel, spirit, or ghost--the Keeper doesn't know exactly what he is. But he knows he needs to protect Michael Delacroix, a famous artist who is kidnapped and locked in a windowless room deep beneath a Napa Valley vineyard.

Desperate to save the only person who knows he exists, the Keeper uses his abilities to convince two strong-willed women to search for Michael: a reporter who thinks her visions are signs from the Universe, and a nun who swears she hears the voice of God.

Together they close in on the kidnapper--a psychotic killer who also hears a voice inside his head, pushing him toward murder. But once the Keeper learns the tragic reason he feels so connected to Michael, is it too late to save him?

Finalist for the Claymore Award 

Audiobook edition nominated for a SOVAS Voice Arts Award in the Thiller category

Praise for T. F. Allen

"T. F. Allen's work blends the best of a thriller with supernatural elements that mime the work of Joe Hart."
Robert Dugoni - #1 Wall Street Journal and #1 Amazon Best-selling Author

"T. F. Allen offers an exceptional, unique, and wonderfully fresh voice to the thriller genre. From page one, I was hooked!"
Heather Graham - New York Times and USA Today Best-selling Author

"Fast paced action and energetic prose combine to make this debut a devour-in-one-sitting read fans of Marcus Sakey and Blake Crouch are sure to enjoy."
Karen Dionne - Best-selling Author of The Marsh King's Daughter

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {07-11-2020}

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Asskickers of the Fantastic: A Rex Havoc Novel by Jim Stenstrum

Asskickers of the Fantastic: A Rex Havoc NovelJim Stenstrum

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MEET REX HAVOC...
A 6'2" engine of homicidal rage, who has sworn to kill every monster on earth, or at least kick their asses into next week. But even Rex has his hands full when immortal killers from another dimension appear in New York to lay waste to the human race.
Aided by a mysterious woman with unearthly powers and a teenage hooker he saved from cannibals, Rex has only hours to somehow destroy a pair of indestructible predators before they turn the earth into their personal 24-hour buffet.
Prepare yourself for a balls-out roller coaster ride that is smart, poignant and hilarious.
If you dig ASH VS THE EVIL DEAD, this is even groovier!
READER REACTION TO THIS NOVEL:
"The story is fast-paced… a real page-turner that'll have you following our hero with hardly a moment for respite, and glued to your seat laughing your ass off." – Amazon review
"A total blast to read, I couldn't put it down and I can't wait for the next one." – Amazon review

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The Camaro Murders (The Driver Book 1) by Ian Lewis

The Camaro Murders (The Driver Book 1)Ian Lewis

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The first book in the experimental Driver series, The Camaro Murders is a stark account of a small town murder told from four perspectives, one of them from beyond the grave.
The man known as the Driver wanders between the living and the dead, tasked with gathering murdered souls. When he learns a young girl's killer will act again, he must make a choice: carry out his duty or intervene to save a boy's life.

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Under Ordshaw by Phil Williams

Under OrdshawPhil Williams

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Ordshaw's not like other cities. But don't tell them you know that.

Pax is one one rent cheque and six days away from the rough streets of Ordshaw. A big poker score should've settled that – if a vagrant hadn't mugged her and been promptly abducted by spooks.

She's got connections with the Ordshaw underworld who know how to track people down. But all Pax turns up is otherworldly technology and a book of fiercely imagined monsters.

On the plus side, her involvement puts her in the crosshairs of both a shady government Ministry and the thief's mysterious partners, so she's got those leads going for her. Between keeping herself alive and trying to make head or tail or the rumours of a subterranean labyrinth, Pax discovers her city hosts a whole other kind of underworld.

People have disappeared simply for discovering what's lurking under Ordshaw.

To survive, Pax needs to go a lot further than that.

Under Ordshaw is the first entry in a richly imagined urban fantasy series packed with incredible characters and unusual creatures. The first complete trilogy is available now, featuring twists and turns, heart-pounding adventure and mercenary fairies that you'll find impossible to resist.

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {07-08-2020}

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When There's No More room In Hell by Luke Duffy

When There's No More room In HellLuke Duffy

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Mankind is on the brink of extinction. A deadly plague sweeps the globe like a tsunami causing the dead to rise and prey on the living. When there s no more room in Hell is a horror/action set in a post apocalyptic world filled with suspense, drama, humour, grief and action. While one brother fights his way home through the horrors and confusion of a savage landscape from the Meat Grinder that is Iraq, the other finds himself as the leader of a rag-tag band of survivors striving to survive against the onslaught of the dead.

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The Ancestors by Brandon Massey

The AncestorsBrandon Massey

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Dead.

Some evils are so great that they transcend death. In Brandon Massey's "The Patriarch," a young writer travels to the hushed backwoods of Mississippi, where dangerous secrets surface as a generations-old feud comes to bone-chilling new life. . .

Buried.

The souls of the mistreated always find a way to be heard. In L.A. Banks's "Ev'ry Shut Eye Ain't Sleep," violent visions haunt a man--until he's handed an opportunity to right the wrongs of the past and prevent unspeakable acts from occurring once again. . .

Forgotten.

When horrors are covered up and lost, our ancestors must find a way--even in death--to tell their tales. In Tananarive Due's "Ghost Summer," ancestors haunt the nights of two children. And when a grisly discovery is made, these ancestors will make their mark on both the dead and the living. . .

"Massey ventures into areas unexplored by most other black novelists. The result is artful and stunning." --Chicago Tribune

"Tananarive Due is creating classics." --Tina McElroy Ansa

"Banks's writing is lush and detailed, fully bringing her characters to life (or unlife), weaving a complex world of Good vs. Evil with its own intricate hierarchy." --Fangoria Magazine

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Those Who Go Forth into the Empty Place of Gods by Curtis M. Lawson

Those Who Go Forth into the Empty Place of GodsCurtis M. Lawson

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Brewster Gilligan, an underachieving genius, believes that his loss on a television quiz show is the worst thing to ever happen to him. Little does he know that the phrase he answered with, a bit of trivia he remembered from his dead grandfather, was a scrap of forbidden knowledge that would trigger a cabal of dangerous immortals to hunt him down.

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {07-06-2020}

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Why I'm Afraid of the Dark by J.T. Withelder

Why I'm Afraid of the DarkJ.T. Withelder

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Discover J.T. Withelder's first collection of five unforgettable novellas that explore the darkest depths of his brilliant yet twisted imagination. In "Stevie", revisit one of your earliest fears, the monster under the bed, in a violent reimagining of the childhood trauma. "Magic Eight" blends the believable with the unbelievable when a father discovers a clairvoyant toy amongst his children's belongings, capable of predicting an ominous future. Will he believe before it's too late? Discover heroism trapped in a nightmare where the forces of good and evil do battle in the most unexpected of places in "Man's Best Fiend".

Meet Teddy, a protector of youth, as he defends his master against the unspeakable horrors that emerge from the closet in "Guardian". Finally, in "Perfect", a bond forged by years of matrimony is irrevocably shattered when a husband makes a chance discovery leading to the horrifying implications that his life may not be what it seems. Unnerving, powerful, and instantly captivating, these stories announce the fertile imagination of a storyteller poised to become one of the best of our time. Intense, eerie, and instantly compelling, these stories will question your ability to sleep without a night light.

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Code Zero: A Joe Ledger Novel  by Jonathan Maberry

Code Zero: A Joe Ledger Novel Jonathan Maberry

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For years the Department of Military Sciences has fought to stop terrorists from using radical bioweapons--designer plagues, weaponized pathogens, genetically modified viruses, and even the zombie plague that first brought Ledger into the DMS. These terrible weapons have been locked away in the world's most secure facility. Until now. Joe Ledger and Echo Team are scrambled when a highly elite team of killers breaks the unbreakable security and steals the world's most dangerous weapons. Within days there are outbreaks of mass slaughter and murderous insanity across the American heartland. Can Joe Ledger stop a brilliant and devious master criminal from turning the Land of the Free into a land of the dead?
Code Zero, a Joe Ledger novel from Jonathan Maberry, is the exciting direct sequel to Patient Zero.

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Devil's Night: Bite-sized Horror for Halloween by Myk Pilgrim

Devil's Night: Bite-sized Horror for HalloweenMyk Pilgrim

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Halloween has returned in all its dark and depraved glory, and Devil's Night: Bite-sized horror for Halloween will satisfy your carnal urges for death, decay, and far too much sugar.

Inside this short horror fiction goody bag is brimming with poisoned candy, ravenous haunted houses, casual necrophilia, yummy scrummy cat faeces, teleplasm, and of course an angry skeleton called Bob.

So slip into something a lot more creepy (we suggest your Nan's nightie) crack open a cold cider and dip into Devil's Night: Bite-sized Horror for Halloween!

"Pippa Bailey and Myk Pilgrim return to form with the all-new Devil's Night collection.
Simply put, the two authors deliver hard with tight sharp wit, humour and horror hand in hand.
As it should be."

★★★★★
Nelson W. Pyles - author, Creator and executive producer of The Wicked Library

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