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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {05-30-2017}

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Judas (The Iscariot Warrior Series Book 1) by Roy Bright

Judas (The Iscariot Warrior Series Book 1)Roy Bright

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After 2000 years walking the earth, Judas Iscariot, has seen more horror than he had ever hoped to see.

Punished by God for the betrayal of his son Jesus Christ, he is forced to live out the existence of a broken man for eternity, unable to die. Although immortal, he has been bound by rules; never allowed to find love, raise a family, or make use of the items of wealth that he has acquired over the two millennia.

Throughout time, God has given him tasks that he could not refuse where his skill with a sword has proved to be invaluable in smiting wayward demons and, at the end of 2012, an angel, the messenger of God presents him with his greatest and most important mission. For three days, he is to protect six-year-old Charlotte Hope as she approaches her seventh birthday. She is 'The Light', whose purpose it is to shepherd humankind out from its hedonistic ways. However, the forces of Hell also wish to acquire the child for their master, Lucifer, so that he may drain her light and become unchallenged in his crusade to dominate the kingdom of man.

With the aid of the unlikely pairing of police detective Gary Cross and prostitute Abi Colter, can Judas protect Charlotte so that she may save all humankind and in turn release him from the curse allowing his entry into the White Kingdom, or will Lucifer succeed and bring forth the Apocalypse?

Judas is a dark fantasy, supernatural science fiction page-turner to engross fans of James Herbert, Shaun Hutson and Dean Koontz. A sword and sorcery, action-adventure epic that will leave you yearning for more as you follow our gruff and uncompromising antihero in his quest for redemption and salvation.

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The Ash House by Amy Cross

The Ash HouseAmy Cross

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Why would anyone ever return to a haunted house?

For Diane Mercer the answer is simple. She's dying of cancer, and she wants to know once and for all whether ghosts are real.

FROM THE AUTHOR OF ASYLUM, HAUNTED AND THE NIGHT GIRL.

Heading home with her young son, Diane is determined to find out whether the stories are real. After all, everyone else claimed to see and hear strange things in the house over the years. Everyone except Diane had some kind of experience in the house, or in the little ash house in the yard.

As Diane explores the house where she grew up, however, her son is exploring the yard and the forest. And while his mother might be struggling to come to terms with her own impending death, Daniel Mercer is puzzled by fleeting appearances of a strange little girl who seems drawn to the ash house, and by strange, rasping coughs that he keeps hearing at night.

THE ASH HOUSE is a horror novel about a woman who desperately wants to know what will happen to her when she dies, and about a boy who uncovers the shocking truth about a young girl's murder.

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A Wall for Teeth and Stingers: A Novel by J.B. Kish

A Wall for Teeth and Stingers: A NovelJ.B. Kish

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In the summer of 2017, small town America is terrorized as a swarm of American honey bees migrates its way across the country at unprecedented speeds. Without warning, the mass begins descending upon unknowing residences, trapping entire families inside their homes.

The news is calling it the lottery of nightmares.

With three families dead, nobody knows exactly who's next. No one, that is, except Hugh Sistard. In fact, Hugh's fairly certain the swarm is heading his way. Because there's a pattern amongst the trail of dead that only he can see. One that will send him shivering back to his childhood memories to face his deepest, darkest secret.

With the odds stacked against him, can retired hostage negotiator Rupert Loren hold his team together long enough to prevent Hugh from doing something terrible to his wife and child?

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Mercy by Richard Turner

MercyRichard Turner

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In 1865 Louisiana, Captain Robert Cooper from the Freedman's Bureau is sent to investigate a rash of strange murders and disappearances. His unexpected arrival in Williamstown is met with a mix of anger and suspicion. With gangs of demobilized Confederate soldiers roaming the woods, Cooper is quick to realize that his job may be harder than first expected. Yet, the terror that plagues the farms and plantations around Williamstown cannot be easily explained away. Something is in the woods waiting for night to fall and the truth may be more terrifying than can be imagined.

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The Strange Case at Misty Ridge by David Brian

The Strange Case at Misty RidgeDavid Brian

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The dead are never still, they exist just beyond the corners of our eye, in the barren wasteland beyond our own phantasmagoria, and we, for the most part, remain oblivious to their plight.

Jack Keswick survived a tragedy that claimed many lives. He knows he is a lucky man.
Life changing injuries forced Jack into semi-retirement, but he now spends his days fulfilling what has been a lifetime passion; investigating reports of paranormal activity.

These cases have led to his experiencing a number of unexplained incidents; though he also has his own cross to bear when it comes to the bizarre. Since the accident which almost ended him, Jack has developed a tendency to experience out-of-body events, and these unaccountable bouts of astral projection are now presenting questions of their own.

When a young woman turns up at Jack's door, claiming her home is infested with troublesome spirits, his investigations lead to a haunted cottage, the restless dead, and the revelation of a maleficent force that will forever change Jack's perception of reality.

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Mastress and Other Twisted Tails by Cosmic Rapture

Mastress and Other Twisted TailsCosmic Rapture

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The Barbarians are rampaging across the Land, ransacking the villagers and pillaging their muffins.
With the sacred Scroll of Cthulhu in their possession, the barbaric hussar horror-hordes have totally smashed the Imperial armies and are advancing on the Capital.

Monstrously fat-buttocked Imperior Holocaustic III must send a small band of infiltrators, the Outcast Mutant Outlaws (Omoze), on a covert mission under cover of stupidity to retrieve the Scroll from the Barbarians and return it to the Tomb of the Old Ones from whence it was took.

But this is a Land where the theft of the Scroll has allowed the forces of oddness to emerge in strength. Where the Barbarian invaders wear white linen nose-aprons to cover their lice-ridden moustaches, where the turds of a psychopathic priest hiss and slither like serpents, and a short-sleeved shirt means having both arms amputated above the elbow.

To succeed in their mission, the Omoze must outsmart the Barbarian Chieftain, Ulrig Hausmarten, who is protected at all times by his beloved Dogs of Death: Dicklicker, Shiteater, Leghumper and Arsesniffer.

In a world gone mad, the cast of crazies includes the Mastress, an ancient and troublesome Guru of indeterminate gender and hazardous loincloth; Clothilde of the Gift of the Tongue, a peasantess who talks with sparrows, nanny goats, pilchards and sphagnum moss; a blind, deaf-mute chicken-whisperer named Beaky Featherstone, and a host of other "oddities, strangelings, peculiaritisms and bizarritudes" in every town and village. Not to mention weirdnesses.

Part 1, Miscellaneous Misbegotten Malarkey, is a collection of unrelated mismatched maniacal derangements including but not limited to:
> The Evil Sandwich
> End of the Assholes
> Last of the Snow-elves
> Paying for Jim
> Beefing up the Wiffems.
> Boys will be Boys
> Wrath of Grapes, and
> (unfortunately) much more.

Part 2, Mastress and Other Twisted Tails, is a rambunctious ramble leading nowhere. It's wild and woolly and wicked. Epic, if you must. And currently comprises eighteen barbaric chapters, in order of ridiculousness:
> Mission to the Interior
> In the Dog's Arse, Chillin'
> The Mountebank's Tale
> View From a Shit-stained Boulder
> Meet the Parents
> The Zombification of Bernardo of Albania
> Enlightenment for Dummies
> The Unfortunate Herstory of JillJack the Hermaphrodite
> The Dogs of Death
> How the Wizard Lost his Mojo
> Alfresco Lunching Intense
> Please Freeze Fleas
> The Old One Tells of the Planetary Extinction Event (PEE).

WARNING: Immature Content!. ADULTS Maybe.
"Mastress" is a cacklingly bizarre read that may induce fatal hysteria. Highly Not Recommended!!

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {04-16-2017}

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Guilty Knowledge by Ryan King

Guilty KnowledgeRyan King

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Frank Clemens and his twin brother Zane have been through a lot together. They survived an abusive childhood and life on the streets, but these experiences made them very different. Frank became a successful businessman whereas Zane remained one step ahead of trouble.

When Frank's family leaves him and then disappear, things start to look grim and Frank suspects Zane might be responsible.

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See No Evil by L. Sydney Fisher

See No EvilL. Sydney Fisher

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INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS!

Inspired by the real life Mississippi Mystic, Seymour R. Prater...

An otherworldy gift...Like Edgar Cayce, the Sleeping Prophet, Prater had the gift of clairvoyance. Known throughout the South for his mysterious and miraculous abilities, he could"see" beyond the barriers of time and space- identifying a man's killer, finding stolen objects, and even locating lost people.

A profound paranormal legacy...Seymour Prater left behind a supernatural legacy and one unsolved murder that terrified a Mississippi town as the community battled their fears of the living and a dead man's ghost that haunted the 'Old Floyd Place'.

An angry spirit...On January 3rd, 1931, Arthur Floyd was murdered in his store in Carrollton, Mississippi. Days later, the deaf man was found still clutching a piece of peppermint candy. When a local black woman discovers the decaying corpse, she becomes tormented by ghostly visits and seeks the help of the African American community to dispel the angry spirit.

A haunting mystery...With no eyewitnesses to the crime, Arthur Floyd's killer is destined to be a free man until his brothers consult The Mississippi Mystic. Will Prater's supernatural insight be the final clue needed to solve the Floyd murder? Will answers bring peace to a town ravaged by fear? As Sheriff Baker and the Floyd brothers struggle to solve the case, the sheriff vows that Arthur's killer will be sentenced and hanged by the neck until dead.

For Seymour Prater, it was MURDER at FIRST SIGHT...

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M'rth by Todd Rigney

M'rthTodd Rigney

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From Todd Rigney, the author of FOUND, comes the hallucinatory horror story M'RTH. Happiness seems to elude reclusive writer Dylan Mercury on a regular basis. During his fruitless quest for contentment, Dylan stumbles across a drug called M'rth, a miracle pill that magically transports him to the happiest moment of his entire life. However, the longer he stays in the wonderful world of M'rth, the more his reality starts to change for the worse. When his loved ones begin to disappear one by one, Dylan realizes he needs to kick his addiction before it robs him of everything he holds dear.

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Demonic Designs (To Absolve the Fallen Book 1) by Aaron Babbitt

Demonic Designs (To Absolve the Fallen Book 1)Aaron Babbitt

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Alex Tanner is thrown into a war of good and evil when he's kidnapped by a reforming demon, Jeremiah. Unbeknownst to humanity, the forces of Heaven and Hell work diligently to control mortal destiny. Alongside allies, Alex must learn who he is and find the strength to unite the world's prophets against a malicious army of demons led by Metatron, the fallen Voice of God.

As prophets are being murdered, and the forces of good work frantically to hold onto what little hope they have, Alex strives to come to grips with a reality he previously thought was only mythology. Battle lines will be drawn, and faith will be tested in this first installment of a three-part, cerebral epic, To Absolve the Fallen.

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Shadows in Summer: A Novel in Six Voices by Crescent Varrone

Shadows in Summer: A Novel in Six VoicesCrescent Varrone

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Plagued by dreams of her dead father, Katrina Nielsen returns to her native Denmark to face the ghosts of her past. After seven years in New York, sidelined by a career-ending injury, Katrina is determined to reunite her shattered family. But when she and her American husband, Richard, purchase Sound House, an ordinary-looking home overlooking the water, a series of weird events begins: inexplicable smoke and footsteps, a ghostly face at the window. After she is "pushed" down the cellar stairs by an unseen force, her charming (if slightly creepy) neighbor, Søren, convinces her that she is being haunted by the ghost of Karl Damsgaard, the original owner of Sound House. As the terrifying disturbances escalate, the desperate couple puts their faith in Rowena, a flamboyant psychic – which leads to the book's tragic conclusion. Inspired by actual events, Shadows in Summer is a deliciously scalp-prickling tale that will haunt readers long after the final page.

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {02-10-2017}

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Loyalty (Volume 1) by Adrianna Scovill

Loyalty (Volume 1)Adrianna Scovill

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Loyalty Kane is a boy with a heavy secret to bear. His life has never been a happy one, but the bags beneath his eyes, and his stooped shoulders, are signs of a burden greater than unhappiness. The solace he finds in school will soon be gone, as summer rushes toward him. Loyal fears and loathes the hot summer months that most children love.

His teacher worries about him. Reverend Harring worries about him. But when Loyal's friend, Lisa--Reverend Harring's young daughter--is brutally murdered, the whole town is rocked by shock and grief. Through their own pain, Miss Collins and Reverend Harring try to reach out to Loyal. Even Lisa's surrogate older brother tries to help the boy.

The more Loyal attempts to push them away, the more determined they become to help him. None of the adults know just how dark Loyal's secrets are, or what horrors their prodding will reveal. The burden, carried for years on the hunched shoulders of a solitary ten-year-old, might be heavy enough to crush them all.

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Doom Sayer by Zachary T. Owen

Doom SayerZachary T. Owen

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From the author of BURN DOWN THE HOUSE AND EVERYONE IN IT. Four best friends find their reunion ruined by a gang of men in hideous baby masks. An orphan is imprisoned in a room full of bloodthirsty, childless mothers. A mutant tangles with a famous artist over a magical box. Man and anus face off against each other in a darkly humorous game of cat and mouse. These horrific tales and others make up DOOM SAYER, another collection of dark fiction from Zachary T. Owen. "These stories will shatter you, stick with you, and lay eggs under your skin, and you'll love it." Gabino Iglesias, author of ZERO SAINTS "His cerebral brand of horror fiction offers its audiences genuinely terrifying moments that have little to do with the gimmicky horror you're being sold by mainstream media today." Benoit Lelievre, DEAD END FOLLIES "These stories touch on just about any angle of fear that you may have." Dawn Mivshek, MODERN HORRORS

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The Reaper's Harvest by Daniel Powell

The Reaper's HarvestDaniel Powell

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He's taken many names over the long centuries, but his mission has never changed...

Cronus, the keeper of the harvest, ushers the living into the afterlife. His presence has been felt at every major global disaster, from Pompei to New Orleans.

Now, he leads a peaceful life in Eastern Oregon, where the realities of his work have brought him uncomfortably close to his new neighbors.

The Reaper's Harvest, a novel of supernatural suspense, is the story of William Lowell and his quest to save his family. It's the story of a good man matching wits with death himself, and it poses an eternal question about what it means to be human: How far would you go to save the ones you love?

A thriller with elements of mythology, The Reaper's Harvest covers similar thematic territory as Stephen King's Duma Key and the film Meet Joe Black. It is a story of temptation in the face of tragedy, the insistence of love, and the hazard of sacrifice--all within the space of one season's harvest.

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Burn Down the House and Everyone In It by Zachary T. Owen

Burn Down the House and Everyone In ItZachary T. Owen

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A cat's glistening wound houses something monstrous. A brother and sister are haunted by the ashes of their uncle. A hipster falls prey to a murderous sorcerer. Three sexless, immoral beings climb out of a woman's head. These are the tales of Burn Down The House And Everyone In It, a collection of fiction ranging from the comically absurd to the deeply disturbing.

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The Tide (Tide Series Book 1) by Anthony J Melchiorri

The Tide (Tide Series Book 1)Anthony J Melchiorri

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An unearthed scientific secret will bring humanity to its knees.

Aboard a clandestine ship with unparalleled technology, Captain Dominic Holland commands a crew of skilled covert operatives and talented scientific personnel dedicated to fighting biological and chemical warfare. Their missions have taken them all over the globe to combat sinister plots and dangerous adversaries. But a new assignment leads them to a genetic engineering laboratory on an abandoned oil rig where they discover the most disturbing threat to mankind they have ever seen.

Back in the United States, CIA analyst Meredith Webb exposes a frightening connection between the agency she has devoted her life to and the abandoned oil rig. Her investigations are short-lived when terror spreads across the country. Something is turning humans into nightmarish creatures hell-bent on destruction.

Dominic and Meredith face impossible odds in a perilous effort to fight the impending apocalypse. But will their efforts be enough to turn the tide--or is humanity's fate already sealed?

"A thrilling, pulse-pounding addition to the genre with compelling science and a frightening twist." -- Nicholas Sansbury Smith, USA Today bestselling author of the Extinction Cycle series and Hell Divers.

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {12-27-2016}

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Zombie Patrol (Walking Plague Trilogy Book 1) by J.R. Rain

Zombie Patrol (Walking Plague Trilogy Book 1)J.R. Rain

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Los Angeles County park ranger, Jack Carter, is about to discover that not all is as it seems in his tranquil life. Once responsible for patrolling the many public parks, in particular the popular Griffith Park with its famous observatory and zoo, Jack is about to discover that a whole new kind of animal roams his woods.

The undead kind.

It begins when his brother, on leave from the military, arrives sick. Deathly sick. Jack's concern turns to alarm when his own flesh and blood turns on him, forcing the park ranger to take drastic measures.

Now searching for answers and help for his brother, Jack finds himself on the run from a lethal group of government agents--and from something monstrous that stalks his woods. Something not of this world...and hungry for flesh.


**Acclaim for the novels of J.R. Rain**

"Be prepared to lose sleep!"
--James Rollins, author of Bloodline and The Blood Gospel

"I love this!"
--Piers Anthony, author of On A Pale Horse and Luck of the Draw

"J.R. Rain delivers a blend of action and wit that always entertains. Quick with the one-liners, but his characters are fully fleshed out (even the undead ones) and you'll come back again and again."
--Scott Nicholson, author of Chronic Fear and After: The Shock

"Dark Horse is the best book I've read in a long time!"
--Gemma Halliday, author of Spying in High Heels and Unbreakable Bond

"Powerful stuff!"
--Aiden James, author of Destiny of Coins and Cades Cove

"Moon Dance is a must read. If you like Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum, bounty hunter, be prepared to love J.R. Rain's Samantha Moon, vampire private investigator."
--Eve Paludan, author of Taking Back Tara and New York Minute

"Impossible to put down. J.R. Rain's Moon Dance is a fabulous urban fantasy replete with multifarious and unusual characters, a perfectly synchronized plot, vibrant dialogue and sterling witticism all wrapped in a voice that is as beautiful as it is rich and vividly intense as it is relaxed."
--April Vine, author of Unbound and Intrigue in India

"Is it possible to redefine two genres in one book? I don't know, but J.R. Rain has left a lasting impression for the vampire and mystery genres."
--P.J. Day, author of King's Blood and The Sunset Prophecy

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Small Town Demons: Seven Tales of Small Town Terror by Shannon Celebi

Small Town Demons: Seven Tales of Small Town TerrorShannon Celebi

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In this companion to Celebi's first collection of short stories, Small Town Ghosts, we meet a teenage girl on the brink of madness, a little old lady who invites two weary travelers in for some lemonade and old-fashioned religion, a young woman who risks everything for love and juju, a dying grandmother with some last minute confessions, and a lonely child whose only request to Santa is a pretty baby dolly all her own.



Seven more tales of small town terror...

Includes:
Bitter Sweet Ironies
Solicitors Welcome
Opening Wounds
The Girl Who Has Everything
For My Granddaughter, Elaine, Upon My Death
Jack Fell Down and Broke His Crown
Eleven Winters in Purgatory

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Dodgeball High by Bradley Sands

Dodgeball HighBradley Sands

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On the dodgeball court, EVERYONE can hear you scream.

Justin Lucas just started at a new high school, but there are no classes in really important stuff like English literature, mathematics, science, or history. Instead, the entire curriculum is dedicated to playing dodgeball. Justin is...perplexed. Where are the pencils and textbooks? Why are there so many explosives strapped to the balls? And what's up with the barbed wire? Does the school administration really think it's appropriate to wrap the balls in barbed wire?

Dodgeball High does not seem like a safe environment for a young man. But his classmates don't care. They kinda remind him of junior Mafia dons, little serial killers, and pint-sized dictators from third world countries. And they are all really good at dodgeball (and the shedding of their classmates' blood), while Justin totally sucks. And to make matters worse, Justin's parents are like...total dicks. They won't let him go to a different school because they think he's full of crap about this "dodgeball nonsense." Not to mention that Dodie Manson, the greatest player in the school, has a gigantic crush on Justin. And whoever Dodie wants, Dodie gets, and her BFs have a habit of experiencing intense pleasure prior to their "mysterious" decapitations.

Does Justin have what it takes to survive and make it to the top of his class before graduation? Or will he be eliminated permanently? Read Dodgeball High to find out, but watch out for the ball that's coming at your head!

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Fat Vampire by Johnny B. Truant

Fat VampireJohnny B. Truant

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Death Has a Whole New Appetite.

When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire.

And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's further bad luck that he wakes to discover he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever created … doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.

But as Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire (too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead), he discovers rare powers in himself that few vampires have … and just in time, because the Vampire Council wants him destroyed as an inferior representative of their race.

Fat Vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who, after having an imperfect eternity shoved into his grease-stained hands, must learn to turn the afterlife's lemons into tasty lemon danishes.

PRAISE FOR FAT VAMPIRE:

"Truly original and a very fun, witty take on the "done to death" vampire story."

"If Eric Northman [from True Blood] ever gets staked, Reginald Baskin will be my new favorite vampire."

"Got the book just before bed... Next thing I knew it was the wee hours of the night... It was impossible to put down."

Fat Vampire is a fresh twist on the tired old undead myth by Johnny B. Truant -- author of many bestselling series including Invasion, The Beam, Unicorn Western, The Dream Engine, Robot Proletariat, and more. You can find more about Johnny (including his podcasts and nonfiction work) at SterlingAndStone.net.

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The Z Club by J.W. Bouchard

The Z ClubJ.W. Bouchard

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RISE OF THE ZOMBIE-KILLING NERDS…

When a Chinese space shuttle carrying mysterious cargo crash lands in the small town of Trudy, Iowa, a group of nerdy horror movie buffs must band together to stop an outbreak that is bringing the dead back to life and turning the rest of the population into brain-eating zombies.

THEY'RE STILL NOT HAPPY ABOUT BEING PICKED ON IN HIGH SCHOOL…

Armed with their considerable knowledge of bad cinema and an ice cream truck full of stolen guns, they will battle the infected to save their town and to keep the outbreak from spreading to the entire world.

TO THE FAINT OF HEART…

This book is full of gore, humor, and more cheesy one-liners than you can shake a stick at.

WHAT FICTITIOUS READERS ARE SAYING…

"If John Hughes and George Romero had a love child, this would be it."

"The Breakfast Club with zombies!"

"A zombie book with heart…and brains!"

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FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {12-01-2016}

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Past Dark by Tony Healey

Past DarkTony Healey

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After receiving news that his childhood friend has died, Chris returns to the hometown he thought he'd never go back to. The memory of what happened that one fateful summer in Denton is something he's tried desperately to forget. But there are some things you just can't keep running from and Chris will have to face what happened all those years ago. The events that changed their lives forever - and the dark entity that called to them in their dreams . . .
Written by bestselling independent author Tony Healey, Past Dark is simultaneously a moving chronicle of childhood, and an exploration of the power of evil that will delight fans of traditional horror in the vein of Stephen King and Dean Koontz.

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Seven For The Slab: A Horror Portmanteau by Doug Lamoreux

Seven For The Slab: A Horror PortmanteauDoug Lamoreux

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It's nearly midnight, and a curious snoop finds his neighbors dead. He gathers his wits and calls emergency services. Despite a torrential thunderstorm, Sheriff's deputies, the Fire Department, and an ambulance all respond quickly.

But there's little they can do. The victims are not only dead, they are long dead. The snoop invites the emergency workers into his garage, out of the rain, to await the arrival of the coroner and, thereafter, the funeral home staff who will take his neighbors away.

The lightning flashes. The thunder rolls. The setting inspires the police, firefighters, and paramedics to pass the time by telling stories, both thrilling and chilling... and you are invited to join them.

Award-winning horror writer Doug Lamoreux spins seven eerie tales of terror into one bewitching brew. To borrow from the traditional Scottish poem: 'From ghoulies and ghosties, And long-leggedy beasties, And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!'

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Girls Are Not Smiling by Wol-vriey

Girls Are Not SmilingWol-vriey

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Welcome To The Road Trip From Hell

Pagan is demon-possessed.
Lori is suicidal.
Britt is just terminally pissed off.

Meet three young Boston women on the run from the law, each with problems that will fuse into more than the sum of their individual parts, becoming a holocaust of sex and violence and terror, a literal rain of blood and horror and gore and evil.

And if that wasn't already bad enough, Pagan's pet demon is slowly transforming her into something both unspeakable and unholy.

Truly, these girls aren't smiling.

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Devil's Briar by Amy Cross

Devil's BriarAmy Cross

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When Paula Mitchell follows her husband Bill into the remote Colorado wilderness, she never expects them to stumble upon a deserted ghost town.

Devil's Briar has been abandoned for many decades, but it soon becomes clear that the town harbors some dark secrets. What happened to the people of Devil's Briar, and why are both Paula and Bill starting to see and hear strange things as they explore the town?

Meanwhile, back in 1925, the people of Devil's Briar welcome a new arrival. Thomas Paternoster is a secretive scientist who immediately becomes a central figure in the community. However, just as it seems that Devil's Briar is poised to achieve greatness, the true extent of Paternoster's plan becomes apparent, setting in chain a series of events that will have terrible repercussions not only for the townsfolk, but also for Paula and Bill almost a century later.

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The Haunting of Blackwood House by Darcy Coates

The Haunting of Blackwood HouseDarcy Coates

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Could you survive a week in a haunted house?

Mara is the daughter of spiritualists. Her childhood was filled with séances, scam mediums and talk of ghostly presences.

When Mara finally left her family's home, she vowed she would never allow superstition or false religion into her life again. Now she's ready to start over with her fiancé, Neil, in a world based on rationality and facts.

But her past isn't ready to let her go just yet.

Mara and Neil purchase Blackwood House, a derelict property outside of town. They're warned about strange occurrences in the crumbling building. Doors open by themselves, voices whisper in the night, bloody handprints appear on the walls, and cold spots linger in the basement, where the house's original owner was murdered.

But Blackwood was dirt-cheap and came with a large plot of overgrown land. Mara loves her new home, and disregards the warnings.

Because ghosts aren't real…

…are they?

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Beckoning Souls by J.R. Tate

Beckoning SoulsJ.R. Tate

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Nathan Gallagher doesn't believe in ghosts. As a fireman, he's seen his share of dead people, but they never spoke to him before--until now. His marriage is great, and his relationship with his son is strong, but Nathan is sure that if he tells his family that he's seeing ghosts, it is a quick ticket to a padded room and a straightjacket.

When the ghosts become violent and attack Nathan, his secret is revealed--except his wife doesn't believe his claim about the supernatural. She demands he seek professional help. He knows he's not crazy, but with no proof that the ghosts are real, he's committed to a mental hospital against his will. The ghosts follow him, pushing him farther into a terrifying world he can't find his way out of.

With his marriage, his sanity, and even his very life at stake, Nathan needs to find out why the ghosts are haunting him before it's too late.

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Hello Darkness by Sam Best

Hello DarknessSam Best

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The good people of Falling Rock are disappearing one by one. An ancient evil lurks in the valley below the town--an evil that preys not just on the bodies of its victims, but on their sanity as well…

After the death of his wife, Ben Howard returns to his childhood home in the small town of Falling Rock, Colorado. Along with his four-year-old daughter, he hopes to make a new life for his family, free from the painful memories that still haunt them both.

But old memories die hard. Visions of Ben's deceased wife follow him to Falling Rock...and that's just the beginning. Something is hunting his daughter from the shadows, watching and waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

As his world collapses around him, Ben must join with the few who remain to destroy a malevolent force that will not stop until it consumes every last human soul.

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Puppet Skin by Danger Slater

Puppet SkinDanger Slater

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"Danger Slater is fearless, and should be ashamed of himself. Thank God he's not." - Josh Malerman, author of BIRD BOX

Hannah graduates from middle school on Friday. That's the day she transforms into a living puppet, like her parents and teachers before her. No longer a human girl made of flesh and feelings, but a perfect wooden new self, whose strings lead up from her limbs into an endless black void above. With no pain. No sorrow. No sickness. No fear.

But Hannah has begun to suspect that something is very, very wrong. And in a world where emotion is treated like a disease, and unknown terrors lurk inside everyone, just keeping your soul alive past childhood might be the greatest challenge of all.

"PUPPET SKIN is a dark, grotesquely-beautiful Bizarro nightmare fable for alienated teens of all ages. If you've ever felt lost in this deranged universe, Danger's book knows exactly what you mean." - John Skipp, author of THE LIGHT AT THE END and THE ART OF HORRIBLE PEOPLE

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Dreams of Origami by Elenor Gill

Dreams of OrigamiElenor Gill

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"DREAMS OF ORIGAMI is the perfect companion when snuggling indoors on cold winter days and nights ... You won't be able to put it down." --CoffeeGroup.org

Psychic researcher Gideon Wakefield dreams of hands folding white paper, and as his origami dreams become more urgent, he discovers that ghosts real and perceived are never far away, and that something powerful is coming for him.

In the wake of Matthew Caxton's disappearance, Gideon and an unlikely collection of individuals are thrust into a series of events that will force them all to question everything they believe, and everyone they trust. Unseasonal storms rage, violence and sudden death strike, and ancient mysteries, buried long ago, will split the surface with devastating consequences.

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Once Haunted by J.W. Bouchard

Once HauntedJ.W. Bouchard

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Aging rock star Stevie Wilde knows about demons. He has been battling them for most of his career. Drugs, alcoholism, sex addiction – you name it, he's tried it. But his days of selling out stadiums ended a long time ago.

In an effort to thrust himself back into the limelight, Stevie joins a team of paranormal investigators in an attempt to do something that has never been done before: they want to haunt a house that isn't haunted, and Stevie is the best guy to foot the bill.

A psychic with a secret; a ghost hunter with a cancelled reality show; a skeptical ex-history professor; a wanna-be actor with anger issues; a fame-seeking director…all of them haunted by something from the past.

If the experiment succeeds, it could relaunch Stevie's flailing career and he might just leave a legacy yet. But first he must exorcise his own demons, because sometimes the devil you know is better than the one you don't.

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Moving In by Ron Ripley

Moving InRon Ripley

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Brian and his family can’t wait to begin a quiet life in the country. But when strange events reveal their new home’s shocking history, their rustic dream becomes a living nightmare…

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Kurtain Motel by A.I. Nasser

Kurtain MotelA.I. Nasser

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“Confess!”

Patrick Lahm is down on his luck. Late for his book signing, out of gas and stuck in a storm. He hitches a ride to the Kurtain Motel where he is forced to spend the night. The small motel seems harmless enough at first, but as the night drags on, Patrick and the other guests slowly begin to realize there is a lot more to their temporary lodging than meets the eye.

Something evil is at work at the Kurtain Motel; something that creeps into the deepest, darkest corners of your mind and tugs at the chords of sanity until they finally break. On the longest night of his life, Patrick soon finds out that there is a reason why skeletons are kept in closets. He realizes that your sins always find a way to catch up with you, no matter how hard you try to run.

Welcome to the Kurtain Motel, where all your nightmares come true.

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