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Baby Firefly Feb 10, 2015 | 0Comments

HOW TO HAVE A CREEPY VALENTINE'S DAY

For those of you who prefer your holidays with a sick twist, then you've come to the right place! We've scoured the web for the best demented Valentine's Day delights that are sure to scare the pants off your date or make them fall stalkerishly in love with you. We know stalkerishly isn't really a word, but that's okay because stalkers don't follow rules anyway...

Creepy Vermont Teddy Bears

If you're looking for a creepy twist on a traditional gift, then the Zombie Love Bear or the Love at First Bite Vampire Bear may be just what you're looking for.

Zombie Love Bear

Zombie Love Bear


The Zombie Love Bear is frightfully funny and irresistibly cuddly. He has living-dead inspired gray fur, red eyes, a facial scar, a razor heart tattoo, tattered jeans, and t-shirt that says "I love brains you." To keep your loved one entranced, he even comes with a stuffed brain tagged "Romantic Dinner for Two," as well as a stuffed heart that says "I give you my heart." He was reanimated in Vermont.

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Order from Vermont Teddy Bear Company



Love at First Bite Vampire Teddy Bear

Love at First Bite Vampire Teddy Bear


Give the vampire bear for Valentine's Day to tell your sweetheart it was love at first bite! Made of soft black fur, he wears fitted black denim jeans, a black tank-top with heart-shaped blood drops, and a faux leather trench coat with red brocade label. His removable felt fangs will prevent him from turning your loved one.

Comes with a bear-sized bouquet of red velvet roses and a heart-shaped box of Lake Champlain Chocolates.
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Order from Vermont Teddy Bear Company


Chocolate-Covered Edible Bugs Gift Pack

Chocolate Covered Bugs

Give New Meaning to the Term "Love Bug"


It's not Valentine's Day without chocolates!

Worm your way into her heart with this trio of dark chocolate-covered scorpions, superworms and silkworms. Insects are naturally high in protein, so these chocolates don't come with the traditional guilt!

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Bleeding Candles

Bleeding Candles

Set the Mood


If she hasn't swooned (or fainted) from the creepy teddy bear and chocolate covered creepy crawlies, then it's time to bring it up a notch.

Set the mood with these LED bleeding candles. An On/Off switch will bring your creepy decor to life.

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Camp Crystal Lake Wines

Crystal Lake Wines

Wine and Dine


Celebrate Valentine's Day one day early this year - Friday the 13th! Share an extra specially creepy moment with Crystal Lake Wine.

Choose from Midnight Merlot, Moonlit Chardonnay, Survivor's Syrah, or Cabin A Sauvignon.

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Creepy Love Songs: Valentine's Day Stalker

Crystal Lake Wines

Give in to the Music


Tell her you'll love her forever and ever and ever...even if she doesn't love you back. Just play one of these creepy stalker songs to convey your relentless pursuit of her heart.



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Valentine

Valentine

When Love Goes Wrong


Curl up with your sweetie and swap stories of unrequited love as you sit down to watch this creepy movie about four friends who start receiving morbid Valentine's Day cards. Someone out there is stalking them ... someone they all spurned when they were younger.

If you hate cupid and love slasher movies, then this one is not to be missed!

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