For those of you who prefer your holidays with a sick twist, then you've come to the right place! We've scoured the web for the best demented Valentine's Day delights that are sure to scare the pants off your date or make them fall stalkerishly in love with you. We know stalkerishly isn't really a word, but that's okay because stalkers don't follow rules anyway...
Creepy Vermont Teddy Bears
If you're looking for a creepy twist on a traditional gift, then the Zombie Love Bear or the Love at First Bite Vampire Bear may be just what you're looking for.
Zombie Love Bear
The Zombie Love Bear is frightfully funny and irresistibly cuddly. He has living-dead inspired gray fur, red eyes, a facial scar, a razor heart tattoo, tattered jeans, and t-shirt that says "I love brains you." To keep your loved one entranced, he even comes with a stuffed brain tagged "Romantic Dinner for Two," as well as a stuffed heart that says "I give you my heart." He was reanimated in Vermont.
Give the vampire bear for Valentine's Day to tell your sweetheart it was love at first bite! Made of soft black fur, he wears fitted black denim jeans, a black tank-top with heart-shaped blood drops, and a faux leather trench coat with red brocade label. His removable felt fangs will prevent him from turning your loved one.
Worm your way into her heart with this trio of dark chocolate-covered scorpions, superworms and silkworms. Insects are naturally high in protein, so these chocolates don't come with the traditional guilt!
Curl up with your sweetie and swap stories of unrequited love as you sit down to watch this creepy movie about four friends who start receiving morbid Valentine's Day cards. Someone out there is stalking them ... someone they all spurned when they were younger.
If you hate cupid and love slasher movies, then this one is not to be missed!